Michelle McDoom

Blanket Knitting is hard work.

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@penguin_oasis My penguin name is Peachything

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@homomoans what u gon do bout it actually lets Skype

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@homomoans but i just got back tho

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@homomoans didn't she unfriend you though? So who cares

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@homomoans Twitter is shit tho

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#PretzelLoveSongs

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Sometimes I forget how much I hate gorgonzola

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@TTrueman will you come to my birthday party

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@TTrueman
Terry on his way to steal yo gurl

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It's been a long fucking day @TTrueman

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@anna_mcdee what the everloving hell

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Why in the hell do I need to use @OriginInsider to install a HARD COPY OF A GAME THAT I BOUGHT this is complete shit

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@ThurisazDay Hot damn.

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I just had a yarn-gasm.

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I am a complete and utter failure.

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In the beginning there was the Word, and the Word was "Arrrgh!"
-Piraticus 13:7

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I will never aspire to anything.

[Michelle McDoom @CaptainStowaway]

The first thing I said when I woke up this morning was "I think Vermin Supreme should be president."