David Shorrosh

Just a city boy who dreams of being Hokage.

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I remember Katy Perry coming out to the halftime in a giant mechanical tiger. When did #SuperBowl #HalfTimeShow lose all its production quality??

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@BungieHelp Well that didn’t take long

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#VMwareExplore #vcommunity
Day 3!

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At VMware Explore in Vegas!
#vCommunity #VMwareExplore

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@CoreBri @BungieHelp It’s been scheduled for Tuesday morning as long as I can remember, it’s not like this is new or unexpected… also since when is Tuesday morning a “peak time”

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@TryhardTristan The stats are objectively worse on the adept.

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@shannell39228 @Grubhub $0 tip on a $75 order is crazy

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I grew up watching Star Trek: Next Gen and the characters created there became like family to me. Having said that, the last episode of #Picard was everything I could have wished, hoped, and dreamed for. It was *chef’s kiss* perfection.

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Loaded into Destiny. Launched Trials with some buddies. Repeatedly ran into people on their Lighthouse match while only 3 wins into a Persistence card. @Bungie is this how you want people to come back to the game? Every time I give Destiny another chance, it only disappoints.

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@d_tao Old Forester or Yellowstone never miss. For the rare occasion where I want an Irish whiskey, I’ll go with Sexton.

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@ChipotleTweets Does Justin Timberlake really have a photography style?

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If anyone has a recommendation for a different platform to transfer my wallet to, please let me know.

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@cryptocom officially has the worst customer support. Every single response is from a new person, sometimes days go by without any replies, and they’ve had me verify my identity twice. I’ve waited 2 weeks to get my account reenabled. And it still isn’t resolved.

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Just watched Gozilla vs Kong and I'm pretty sure it's the same movie as Batman v Superman. Let's see, unpowered hero fights a powered hero and has a magic axe that can defeat him, but then they join forces to fight a manmade abomination that threatens humanity. Same movie.

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@Zavallr Or did Bungie lose us

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@Gladd It’s never the wrong time for a pun 😎

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@pparsons Pete you’re the reason they gone, what’s this post supposed to do?

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@nocontextmemes I’m a good listener but not as much of an artist in my opinion

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@ErfderEmpires @SirDimetrious Editing would comprise at most 2 courses as part of a college education, not the whole degree.

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Karlach blurting out “ILOVEYOUTOO” was the most wholesome interaction I’ve ever experienced in a game #BaldursGate3 #Karlach @larianstudios