Captain Ted & crew

I'm a sailing bear on an old Jeanneau yacht with a gang of ursine friends. Our human PA handles all enquiries.

[Seabrook Crisps @SeabrookCrisps]

Seriously thinking about turning the fryers off and just slicing the potatoes directly onto the staff car park.

[George The Stourbridge Junction Station Cat @TheStourbridge]

🚨 Official George Hydration Advice 🚨

If your wee wee colour matches my magnificent ginger fur… stop what you’re doing and drink some water! 😹💧

Your kidneys will thank you.

#StayHydrated #Heatwave #GeorgeTheStationCat

[BBC Scotland News @BBCScotlandNews]

Just a humanoid robot with a kilt partying with the Tartan Army in Miami 🤖

[Captain Ted & crew @CaptainTed5]

@Number10cat Larry, put in a call to @CarneyPurr67561 it's also much cooler in 🇨🇦

[TelseasHug @TelseasHug]

Make tea, not war

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@mike56200 Please keep a large bottle of still water with you and take regular sips. 🥛

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@Number10cat Captain Ted: 'I know that Prime Minister Carney is cat friendly. You could contact him '

[Steve Perkins @Perky_43]

I often wonder what the fuck is wrong with society 👇

Heartfelt congratulations to the person who dug up the pitch at the Crown Hill Cricket Ground to prove their "success."

You succeeded in your mission.

Westcroft Cricket Club has, with great regret, been forced to withdraw from the league because it is no longer possible for other teams to play in this constant environment of vandalism.

You did not just damage a pitch; you stripped away the favorite sport, the joy, the friendships, and the healthy activities of over 80 children, youths, and adult players.

Congratulations on impacting an entire cricketing community.

Congratulations on undermining the hard work of volunteers who dedicate their time, money, and energy to promote the sport.

Congratulations on disappointing the parents who wanted to see their children engaged in positive activities.

Cricket is not just a game; it is a source of discipline, friendship, respect, and community cohesion.

It is tragic that someone’s negative mindset and destructive actions have washed away the happiness of so many people.

Hopefully, you are satisfied today knowing that a single action of yours has affected dozens of matches, hundreds of hours of hard work, and the happiness of countless individuals. But remember, grounds can be rebuilt, pitches can be prepared again, and the cricket community can bounce back stronger than ever.

Our full support and respect goes out to Westcroft Cricket Club, its players, volunteers, and supporters.

We hope this difficult time passes quickly and that the voices of children and youth will once again echo through the cricket ground.

A Call to the Community

We request all readers to strongly condemn this shameful act. The person who damaged the cricket ground and pitch did not just dig up soil—they attacked the happiness of dozens of children, youth, and athletes.

If you also believe that damaging sports fields, youth activities, and community hard work is unacceptable, then please raise your voice against this act.

Express your condemnation at least once, so a message goes out that our community will never accept such negative and destructive behavior.

Your single comment, a word, or even one voice can serve as proof of standing with this community.

Show solidarity with Westcroft Cricket Club, its 80+ players, and all its volunteers.

Sports stand for love, unity, and positive engagement. It is the responsibility of us all to discourage those who destroy them.

Westcroft Cricket Club.

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@Eman5695 Captain Ted: 'The Dove'. I expect @MoleyMole01 will suggest Master and Commander'.

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@66grumpy Billy: 'William is a nice name, I am told'.

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@CanadaGoose911 Captain Ted: 'Make Algae Green Again!".

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

My advice today, and always:

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@BoothsCountry No problem. Thanks for letting us know.

[FearBuck @FearedBuck]

A Boston city worker said around 2,000 Scotland fans cleaned up after drinking all day and left the area so clean that he didn’t need any help tidying up.

(Via NBC10 Boston)

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@jjmmli PS Waverley

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@Lostock_Henge Not the Tardy Gate ?..

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@tanishabramwell Her communion dress is lovely!

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

The beauty of the World Cup! 🏆

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@AdrianEdmondson Beautiful plumage...

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@BoothsCountry The perfect cheese on toast!