Captain Turf

-Golf is for people that couldn’t hit a curveball-

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@Quanterty I bet it’s delayed, I don’t see a window for them to start unless it’s starting at midnight and we’re going til 3am.

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@RealSkipBayless Skip is 2020 CNN and has been prior to that. Just anything for attention, engagement, comments, literally anything. He’s a grift and always has been. Whichever way the wind is blowing, Skip is on it! Not a genuine thought has ever come out of this man’s mouth.

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Product of incest, France finally decided incest was bad 4 years ago. That’s why he’s a stickbug, sister brothers and cousins. Nevermind that Germany ran through that country and somehow they’re still arrogant twats. Knicks ran through them and he’s still an arrogant twat. But hey, according to his incest French idiot brain…they “dominated”

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@ARudon @stoolpresidente I mean, he’s not a piece of shit but has definitely gone the way of dumb mass media. Anything for engagement, these aren’t his thoughts. These are words that promise engagement

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@barstoolsports The Stickbug…French and runs from a fight of course, or just a casual interview. I don’t understand Americans that are behind the Stickbug but hey, I hope the 40,000 variants of 1/1 cards make some people a few dollars. This guy sucks

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@SimplyMattttttt @cecegkh Sure, but Americans don’t grow up with just a ball to kick around. Americans play little league, learn to shoot a jump shots and jr football, “soccer” will never be our thing. No one has the attention span in 2026, wow 3 goals in 2 hours. Baseball barely hanging on.

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@SimplyMattttttt @cecegkh 100% but Europeans love soccer “football” in a way that Americans can’t relate to. The equivalent of having the World Series in Scotland. It’s an event to attend but they wouldn’t have any enthusiasm. It’s silly that were hosting the World Cup

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@Howlingmutant0 He’s not that rich if he had to barrow some girls jacket to keep warm.

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@SportsCenter That game looked so cooked by Vegas…step away from being a fan and it’s obvious, grab all the bets, Knicks fumble the ball around on every drive, refs make lopsided calls and then let them play the final 10 minutes.

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@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Cute. And expected, who puts divots out? Simple mind for now, hopefully not forever. I wish you the best, I hope mom is still a big part of your life.

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@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Wisdom, someday you’ll have it if you allow it to happen. I hope that happens for you eventually. Keep going, it’ll click for you someday

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@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Is this Facebook, is it 2011? please take me back.

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@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril Also, Sam does suck cock, but he’s good at it. 9/10

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@Watsons_glenoid @sammorril What’re you talking about? Everyone understands the refs control the game. They keep it bettable as long as they can…once enough bets are lost, they let em play.

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@RyanFieldABC @ABC7NY Why would he poison his life with that guy.? There’s people that need a little help, he’d help them. That man has given up and needs professional help not actor help. That trauma isn’t worth taking on unless its your job. Not his job.

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@FactsAboutTexas PoopDix

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@michaelantoni0 @kylenabecker This game doesn’t even look real, Knicks players drive the lane and whoops it’s all awkward…then throw it away. It’s goofy and it’s not the Spurs D

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@DailyLoud Actions have consequences, actions also have rewards. What actions are you trying to do tomorrow?