Captain Turley

Name: Ben Turley. Nickname: Ten, Classic. Stats at college: 68. Interesting fact: I’ve only had clap under 10 times 😎

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@iamharrywarwick @brendanmcmillan Yeah imagine if we had never met , i don’t know what I’d do with out you #broksi #harryandturls #besties #housemates #defoeandcrouch #chucklebrothers

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@Ir0nic_ Fuck love I’m looking for straight up raw MAGNETISED sexual energy within a partner #zen #whatsyourstarsign #callmedaddy #journey #spirtualturls #iworkinabar

[UGRFC @UGRFC]

🍻| UOG’s GOT TALENT |🏉

A Massive Thank you @UOGNetballClub for hosting the fundraiser last night 👏🏼

Our very own @iestynrjones (Michael Bublé Jr) came first 🥇

Also here is our 3rd place intro video if you missed it @smudger012 🥉

#CarlyTaylorFightingBack #MichaelBubléJr

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

What came first the Chicken or the Egg? 🐥🥚

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

Wish I saw more or my housemate @champ_adam but he’s always too busy under the thumb! #notmybestie #jonsmybestie #shitbloke #turls4vc #jew

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@Imnotemoimgoth Okay babe I send this dick your way #AmazonPrimeTing #NextDayDelivery #3Inches

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

No one follow @benturley_ it’s a fake account pretending to be me! Non of the views are my personal opinions! #catfish #therealturley #therealturleypleasestandup

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

In case no one knew I scored a try today #RoadToVarsity #JonIsMyBestie #WhoWantsToLiveWithMeNextYear #WhoIsLickingMyBumThen?

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

Good luck to my housemate @JonLloyd96 today making his 100th cap for UOG today! #Unaylegend #myinspiration #besthousemate #besties

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

Here is some more wisdom from Turls people, today is valentines which means pornhub premium is free today 🙌🏻 #HappyWanking #BetterThanChristmas #BDSM #whipsandchains

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

#HappyValentines

[UOG Trampolining @UOGTrampolining]

As part of random act of kindness week we’re giving you the chance to win a raffle ticket for our refreshers hamper 🎉 all you have to do is retweet to be in with a chance to win 💙 @yoursuwelfare @yoursusports @yoursu #TeamGlos

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@Jakewhite06 Ur hairline goes back to slavery times bro #blacklivesmatter

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

Buzzing to be starting for the 2XV team, glad to see people are starting to realise my potential #Trytime #Turlsforvarsity #girlscomewatch

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@Sachapercival_ Is that why u won’t do the washing up #cleanurdishes

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@_bethtaylor Fuck u I’m a rugby lad #rugbylads #whatsurnumber

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

The only thing more frustrating than a girl who won’t call me daddy is this new fucking snapchat update #who’syourdaddy #snapchatsucks

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

@UOGWomensHockey @UOGWRFC I’m always available if anyone doesn’t get a date, just DM me 😉

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

Cheeky life hack for all u shaggers if u end up statting and haven’t got a condom just use a crisp packet and an elastic band #whatmyparentsdid #lifehack #Turleyswisdom

[Captain Turley @CaptainTurley]

I can’t wait to marry a girl who will dominate me and make go down on all fours & lick my arsehole #girlofmydreams #truelove