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I blink therefore I think.

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My boss just did a magic trick

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We made new music and we're playing it tonight & tomorrow so come party with us 🎈 @ Chaplin's https://t.co/co9ZkvrFJT

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Has anybody ever even gone to a finger eleven concert?

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Be sure to drink your Ovaltine

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@AMCTalkingDead why doesn't the walking dead hire some better writers? Stop spoon feeding me drama and give me an interesting scene for once

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Boose Spingsteen & Billie Jowl

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Gary Geers' only eats Omega 3's and pussy.

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"Farting real good" -James Bowers #inrealtime

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Sean Mcilroys a centaur.

[coffin flop @_kevinjamesfan6]

"Leafs" - James Bowers

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"Oh, I think this is the episode of Three's Company where there's some kind of misunderstanding."

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'Bout to rip my dick off and throw it in a river.

[coffin flop @_kevinjamesfan6]

instead of getting a new tattoo, I'm getting new glasses tomorrow #rapgameoldandboring #401k

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@_kevinjamesfan6

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@_kevinjamesfan6

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Hey guys, Connor had crabs.

[coffin flop @_kevinjamesfan6]

I have no snare in my headphones

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@_kevinjamesfan6 U 0kay,Brah?

[Horse ebooks @Horse_ebooks]

Crunchy Teriyaki