captain cat 💜⁷

i dont know what im talking about either 😔

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

i think the most baffling thing to me about this whole vegan discourse is that a lot of people are suddenly acting like they have no comprehension of what a boycott is

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

i miss you poppa :((

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

grief is so fucking weird because ill be sitting here eating sushi and then suddenly BAM "you'll never be able to tell him what you've been up to". fucking 0/10 experience

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

welcome back to "i just created an argument in my head while i napped and woke up dazed irrationally, horrifically angry at something that doesn't exist"

today's episode: fake abs on wedding dresses

[Tad Ghostal @poe_collector]

Sound familiar?

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

(watching the conditions that created world war 2 appear again as the global climate collapses) i should go to grad school

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

"everyone's a little bit autistic"

no, dad, everyone in OUR FAMILY is. that doesn't fucking mean we're not autistic.

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

oh but boycotting disney was hopeless before, right?🙄

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Disney announces ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ will return on Tuesday:

“Last Wednesday, we made the decision to suspend production on the show to avoid further inflaming a tense situation at an emotional moment for our country. It is a decision we made because we felt some of the comments were ill-timed and thus insensitive. We have spent the last days having thoughtful conversations with Jimmy, and after those conversations, we reached the decision to return the show on Tuesday.”

[ᗩᑎᗩᗷEᒪᒪE 🔆 @anabelle_dawn]

"The pace of oppression outstrips our ability to understand it...

it's easier to hide behind 40 atrocities than a single incident."

Every day this feels more and more relevant.

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

like bro. you have a fifth of a cup of rice. i dont need to hear it.

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

parents really will sit there and go "oh this is SO much food. this is SO much. im a fucking PIG if i eat this. look how FAT im being. fucking PIG." and then mock you for not finishing your own plate.

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

really missing my best friend today

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

how come i used to buy double shot coffees when i was 13 with no problem, but now at 25 i get carded for an energy drink 😭

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

i want to sleep but i also Could go and research the exact seconds of how to maximise my time perfectly for an event that doesn't happen for another seven months

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

i hate insomnia because why is it 2am and im watching the seconds tick by, impossibly tired and heavy, but knowing every time i close my eyes all i can think of is how much i should be doing literally anything else

[Trans-Inclusive Misogynist @DeleteTheNats]

Online age verification is like giving your ID to the bartender except the bartender gets to keep an exact copy of your ID for a significant period of time(months, possibly years, maybe even forever) and anybody who breaks into the bar can steal your ID.

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

@kaialite this might actually be my final straw oh my GOD

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

every day that goes by, i hate ai just a little bit more

[captain cat 💜⁷ @CAPTAlNCAT]

ah yes how dare i show traits of the very thing i was diagnosed with. lock me up.