Captain Wildfire

Secret society member fighting corrupt GOP with the power of dance. Former Chief Engineer in the Space Force. Lt. Colonel of cheese.

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To whom it may concern,

I'm still not sure why we're up here.

Signed,
Clark Ridley
Chief Engineer,
United States Space Force.
#secondcivilwarletters

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Playmat is adorable #GAAsphodelSweeps

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@hasanthehun @LiliJAzrael Democrats just want business as usual wins on their terms to appease the same corporate donors funding the republicans tbh

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@duolingo My wife’s birthday is this month can she have some gems

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@neeratanden @stags4th So the difference between hasan piker and the entire democratic establishment is 3k votes? Imagine if aoc, zohran, or Bernie got involved.

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@JordanUhl she's quite the charlatan, so no matter which way the race goes, it's nice to know

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@Kebekois666 @hasanthehun Irrational hatred of hasan needs to be studied, he’s pointing out something objectively bad and you’re still frothing at the mouth about him

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@shannonrwatts

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@neeratanden Smeara tanden at it again, hyper focusing on an outlier poll by one of her fellow cranks.

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@DavidFedor6 @CohhCarnage Bet you’re fun at parties

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@iamapokeMOM Gonna have to unfollow here, ignoring the fact that everything was out of stock, that was like 70+ notifications. Kinda miss when you were smaller and less .. whatever this account is now

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@HaleyforMI your constituents are in Michigan, not isreal you troglodyte

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@PokemonDealsTCG i think the website crashed

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@SenSchumer resign cuck, i mean chuck

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@ClearReason @NYCMayor

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@mistergeezy Wine mom Jesus

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@Mike_from_PA The incels hating on the new god of war, opportunity?

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@Gothalion Everything is -weird- which I think may be an overall positive

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@Grummz Are you fucking retarded

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@DanCrenshawTX

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@NancyMace “My father” what are you a McCain