Capt Bear Bearington

I'm the greatest sea captain in Canadian History! any questions about sea please see me! I'm also been starting a new profession as a antidotest i.e. stand up.

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Cardiac shack #80sAnatomyMovies

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groin busters #80sAnatomyMovies

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#IHadTroubleWith All that whiskey and whiskers I got last night #MEOW

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why is it I put vegetables in the crisper and they disappear till they they go soggy? Why do you lie to crisper?WHY?

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Cinderella is the Orangemen... #MarchMadnessSchmovies

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My Funny ass Tweets!! #CuresWhatAilsYa

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#UnlikelyThingsToFear I fear that one day no one will have no fear stickers on there rear windows

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#MakeABetterWorldIn4Words I will Retweet you...

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#IWould3DPrint a non glass heart for Blondie..

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#ThingsIWantSiriToSay Don't worry I will cover this months phone bill

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#OnTheWayToTheShow I will leave you at a truck stop if you wear that band shirt at the bands show...I will not be friends with "THAT GUY"

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You can only do something once the first time..#captainbearsdeepthought

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Be Greater than your Idols! that's why they did it.....

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what makes a job like mine worth it!! https://t.co/IonuaHPCEk

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Mom praises @WaltDisneyWorld fairy godmother for tribute to her deceased infant daughter https://t.co/7OvxIFZb99

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This is Awesome he will turn around the SAG-AFTRA basketball team in only three seasons!! https://t.co/rOqKrLThEO

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Ken Howard, president of SAG-AFTRA and star of '70s drama "The White Shadow" has died at 71 https://t.co/znmlMptJP6

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Today is shity but tomorrow will be even worse...So enjoy that my fellow Americans!! #BadWaysToEndASpeech

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the skipper!!! #MySitcomAlterEgo

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Video games are at stake! #GetMillennialsToVoteIn5Words

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Flock of Sebring #CarRockBand

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