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A well educated Comedian.

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@JamieBonkiewicz Well I guess you could apply for the moon colony. They will need wholesale idiots there too.

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@SenatorDurbin And this is brought to you by the biggest Dick in politics since Nixon

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@garrett_di71834 Lemmings

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@itsrosesm Please do. I’ll have lunch prepared for them, a nice cool towel and a place to put the command post. ICE ICE Baby!!!!!

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@AntiLeftMemes Agonal respirations

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@MarjoriTaylo I’d say MTG carries the exact same traits Ron says about Trump.

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@FmrRepMTG Please, please, please just go away. Your political career is over Marjorie

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@SenFettermanPA Just laying this out there, Senator you make a great Republican. Common sense is a hallmark of our party. How about we go ahead and make it official?

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@sarrah_bellus Congrats. That is the dumbest post I’ve seen today.

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@SarahisCensored It’s the fingernails. Something about the glue and polish that effects their brain synapses

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@grahamformaine I told you months ago you would never be a US Senator and look at that, I was 100% correct. Wait till the rest drops. I hear Karmelo is looking for a roommate

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@TMZ He can appeal but I can say I can fly neither statement will get either of us anywhere

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@harperlee789 100% all day everyday

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@Victoria00025 Order them some because bacon is awesome

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@AntiWokeMemes Well since you need to be on a diet I’ll spring for some iceberg lettuce and low fat dressing.

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@glenn_tunes No sir you are the national disgrace

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@FmrRepMTG Your time in the sun is over. Go away, the adults will take it from here.

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@harperlee789 Leaving the Oval Office

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@Alinavisooo What’s wrong with a little hard work. Builds character. See that’s a racist statement but so was his. He is a race baiting ass clown

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@harperlee789 Point out the house they need to hit next