Capt. Caveman

Father/Husband/Unapologetic, unbiased Boston sports fan/Guy who bets college football (not a college football bettor)/Keeper of the CFB Spreadsheet Spots

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

🚨CC SPREADSHEET SPOTS CFP WEEK 1 UPDATE🚨

Was waiting for Oregon to get back to -20.5. It finally did...

Not touching OleMiss/Tulane or TA&M/Miami here.

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton Yes.

Stay on 28, drive through it and go to Dennisport...

Dinner at Kreme and (skip the) Kone and ice cream at Sundae School.

Live like your my age...

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@DanLifshatz After nearly beating the shit out of multiple drunk assholes, I never did again.

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@DanLifshatz Some people should just drive…or walk…

That thing was a flying Wal-Mart…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@italianice89 @KendraMiddleton @benjune Damn. I was actually pulling for the Temptation Island one…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton @benjune @italianice89 I’m sure someone we know will find some stats on how it causes hep C, stocks to fall, and the cancelation of Temptation Island…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton Cheers from deep in SWFL…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

Hey @KendraMiddleton…

I have no issue being the bad guy with a team that gets accused by losers for “cheating” or an old widower getting the rub-and-tug.

…but I could have done without a player committing multiple homicides.

Not a good look…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton He also took 5 minutes to explain a false start.

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I think you mean Ed Hochuli, @KendraMiddleton …

He’s got guns…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@JoeyMurr You looking for bangers and mash with mushy peas?

[Boston Handicappers Network @BostonHandicapp]

The return of the @BostonHandicapp pod comes tomorrow night!

MARCH MADNESSSS Edition!

On the Docket:
▶️ Discuss each region
▶️ Future bets
▶️ 1st Round Bets & Projecting 2nd Round spots

Available everywhere Wednesday afternoon!

See you all then!

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton Prove it…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@DanLifshatz Hey. You're not bad at this.

You keep this up and you'll have people DM'ing you for picks...

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@ctbets16 @JeffreyBenson12 @MAACHoops I wonder who you're looking to bet...

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@KendraMiddleton Better than a shootout…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@ctbets16 @DanLifshatz @ValThu141 Dan jealous because he wrote a book with the same title...

...except his is about what carbs and flaxseed oil do to your pancreas.

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@JeffreyBenson12 @CoachKJ15 Enough of that.

Get yo ass to Mass!

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@DanLifshatz I do my level best to be apolitical on this platform as I have good relationships on “both sides of the aisle” and wish to keep it that way.

…but there’s pandering and then there’s this…

[Capt. Caveman @CaptCaveman47]

@RealEmirHan Finkel is Einhorn…

Einhorn is Finkel…