Chris George

I'm a real straight shooter with upper management written all over me.

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

I don't care what race you are, if you talk in the restroom you're scum and I hate you.

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

I'm almost 25 and I'm not allowed to use the microwave at work because of "repeated incidents" #thanksObama

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

I bet the best part about being a janitor is how peaceful your works poops are. #toiletthoughts

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

-"Excuse me sir do you need a spot?"
Me-"oh god please Idk what I'm doin here"
-*opens door to gym*
Me- "idk if I'm cut out for this."
#gym

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

We should focus on making more of ourselves and stop fixating on making others feel less about themselves. #foodforthought

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Lightning fans right now. #StanleyCupFinal #TampaBayLightning

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

@ders808 when you Cosplay tell me you dress like Brienne of Tarth? #that'dbegreat

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

@JordynLeeMaher sounds dimb

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

I only like to try and reconnect with exs on April 1st that way if it goes poorly I can just say it was a joke and oh my god someone help me

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Carpe natum

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

I haven't put on deodorant all weekend. Because I haven't done anything active enough to even consider that act. #Netflix

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

“@WeAre90sKids: Dodging feelings like... http://t.co/IpLcCPkwVf” @JordynLeeMaher

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

@UCF_PartyTutor @heimtime30 @KnightsPub what could make this photo better? I got it. @JKillMan10

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Hey @JoeBiden look down at your phone if you think Obama has a cute butt. #SOTU2015

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Why is Obama talking about the government like he isn't part of it? #SOTU2015

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Today is just not my day

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

Hashtag? More like hashbrown. #amiright

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

#UCFvsNCState UCF just got robbed that all was out. #cmonman

[Chris George @CaptChrisGeorge]

@RichardShiller sorry it's late. Use that next time