Annabelle Conrad

i live in the world's worst time capsule.

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

Women everywhere are being told they don’t matter. Our choices don’t matter. Our decisions don’t matter. We are being dehumanized. We are not allowed to make our own decisions about our own bodies. Our land of the free isn’t so free. #RoeVWade

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@RBReich The true meaning of “No tax on tips.”

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

“The Tokyo Tea was not Tokyoing! It was like Bangkoking” -bar patron
#qotd #quoteoftheday

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference. https://t.co/WGmrcHON4X

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@donwinslow Someone pissed in the gene pool

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@pamelaadlon King Of The Hill reboot!?! Say whaaa!
#BetterThings is still my happy place! Excited to hear about a reboot.
#bigmountainfudgecake #thatsmypurseidontknowyou

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@RobZombie this is by far the best! Grew up on the Munsters and holy fuck, thank you! Sheri Moon Zombie is amazing!!!! #themunsters

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

“If wine racks were for empty bottles my wine rack would be full.”
“Aw, that’s a good quote, honey. Annie Conrad 2022”
#quoteoftheday

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@AllisonRaskin Somebody always has something to say. I’m sure they’re the model of perfection…riiight.

[UniteWomenOrg® @UniteWomenOrg]

How Red States Plan to Reach Beyond Their Borders & Outlaw #Abortion in America.
Republican led legislatures are already developing schemes to punish patients & providers around the country.
#RoeingBackward #ReproRights #health
https://t.co/S4vj4ffwh7

[UniteWomenOrg® @UniteWomenOrg]

#FL's #HB5 has no exception for pregnancies resulting from rape, incest or human trafficking. #Women can still obtain an #abortion if their #Health is threatened or if their baby has a fatal fetal abnormality.
#RoeingBackward
#RoevWade
#ReproRights
https://t.co/CJTrRBab4d

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

“I don’t like chicken; it tastes fowl to me.”-AMRC

#qotd #quoteoftheday #chicken #jokes #dadjokes

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@hitRECordJoe Mushroom City!
Locally grown variety of mushrooms!

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@SusanSarandon looks like she’s holding everything right below the surface, and I cannot get enough.
I love who I think she is.

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

Whatever your stance, support your local restaurants or they will become extinct.

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

@FINALLEVEL

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

#Debates2020

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

#Debates2020 https://t.co/HhiLQRK022

[Annabelle Conrad @CaptEntertainus]

If you can’t or don’t want to go out and protest in public for whatever reason, you can still protest in one way or another.
Go repurpose those yard signs.

“Even the smallest stone makes… https://t.co/7iR5yyBHAp

[Ice Cube @icecube]

When law and order becomes more important than people and water. You are living in a police state that’s doomed to its own fate.