T@n_1

In pursuit of the bag, but never at the expense of the mission
Student of life

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

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[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Clean money will finish us

[Wu TonGue @scarface_254]

Clean money will finish us

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

🤣🤣🤣watu wa concerts na work dispenser hii week ni mbaya

[Yalhmo_1 @yalhmo_1]

Mamaye na bado ni Friday ,,,,nitafika jumatatu kweli

[Kipkoeech araap Bor, pre-PhD @araap_bor]

Karibu Kenya 🇰🇪

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

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[Daddy's Home @RiceSZN_AFC]

my favourite genre of tweets is Kenyans coming online to complain about an event that they willingly went to

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

Nonsense no one can torment my sibling like this smh

[Mongare @Mongareokiro1]

If this is true and husband is petty, exhumation orders will be sought and given 😂😂 contempt of court is a grave offence especially for private citizens

[Kendi @Kendi_PN]

Really been avoiding talking about it, but it's extremely despicable behavior for someone to frustrate their spouse when alive and even after they depart from this world. 🚮

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

@njeriwanjeri Could you be kind to explain further? Now that I have the death certificate then

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

Thought it was soja pale muthaiga golf club 🤣

[Donald B Kipkorir @DonaldBKipkorir]

Our new Police Uniform …. I thought they were KNH nurses …

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

🤣🤣🤣those fellas will be mad

[Donna Mugoh @Eddie_Mugoh]

Linda Mwanachi wanafaa waanze kufilm safari ya kwenda Meru from Tearoom, wapite Githurai, wafike kenol and makuyu, wafike makutano, mwea, waingie embu, Chuka, nkubu to Meru.

Watu wa Homabay waone hakuna mahali wataona mchanga.

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

🤣🤣🤣

[Lillies @itslayies]

Small bro ameulizwa anataka kufanya course gani kijana akasema care giving 😂
Mzae amejam yake yote akamwambia nifike ka umeamua course ngine ya maana😂😂😂🤣

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

Lmao the problem of giving wla f**k on what people think enjoy maisha bana

[Miissss :) @NdulukaHer_]

My Dad just took me out for lunch in a club😭I was soo uncomfortable the whole time maahn🥲

[ayo.artss @madamayo_]

If algorithm shows you this it’s because you will win

[Garima @nomad_writes]

You CANNOT go back in time and change the decisions you took. Forgive yourself, move on, be your best version. You're alive and until death all defeat is psychological.

Rebuild.

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

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[Lemon Ginger👮‍♂️©️ @lannix_1]

No child, no school fees, no loans yet my salary can’t last two weeks becoz of my love for hoes

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

How can't you take a L ?

[Jitu @captain_jitu]

Huyu msupa tulimeet on my way back,had a very good interaction I even took her photos on my bike-(with my s23), later on ananikataa ati anadate🙆‍♀️na Mimi picha zake simtumii,hatatesa nazo nikiona😂😂
https://t.co/P8oDEPXgrS

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

😂😂😂😂ain't no way ai

[Dr. Rutto Kiprono @Arap_Turitik]

Was having a conversation with some guy from the village who was telling me about his drinking problem.

The main reason he drinks alot is because he has money. I got curious and asked him how much money he makes and he told me 50K every three months.

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Three little birds 💚 💛 ❤️

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

Awa majamaa hukatsia sana mbona mseme mlimtumia pesa na mlituma kwa federation ffs you have his account

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

.@KelvinuhK Accountability must work both ways, and where public funds are concerned, the record should be clear.

In May 2026, did you hold an Equity Bank account beginning with 77 and ending with 078?

If your position is that no funds were paid into that account, kindly confirm that position and give me your express consent to publish the evidence showing a successful transfer of KSh 870,000 to the account. I will not publish personal banking information without your consent.

Separately, I am attaching evidence of a KSh 380,000 transfer from Government accounts to your Federation. That payment is therefore verifiable and should form part of the public record.

On the World Inline Competition, I also confirm what I told you two days ago, the Government of Kenya, will support you, because you have earned your space and proven you deserve it.

This is not about winning an online argument. It is about accountability, accuracy and ensuring that the FACTS are on RECORD.

I would have preferred not to discuss individual transactions and this level of detail publicly. However, since you have rightly demanded accountability, the same standard requires that the evidence available is acknowledged.

We should never sacrifice TRUTH for VIRALITY.

Accountability demands receipts. Where appropriate, and with your consent, I am ready to provide.

Importantly, I wish you well as you train to fly the flag of your country and win medals.

[T@n_1 @Captio0101]

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[Mihr Thakar @MihrThakar]

Wah, upper middle class have come up with a new activity.