Capt. Obvious Mark McLemore

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[Capt. Obvious Mark McLemore @CaptMclemore]

@JaredSandler Bautista, before he got his ass kicked at GLP the following year

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@RattlesnakeTex So explain to me why FIFA chose Dallas Stadium for the semifinals and not Houston?

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@TXRangersPR Yay Rangers!

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@YungGoonie55 @BrickCenter_ @Reese10Angel You’re right. Put Angel Reese in the hall of fame with those numbers. What a legend.

[Green Dot Truther @RHarper24]

I’m happy for the win but I fear this will bail Martin out and he will in fact NOT be fired into orbit from the cannon I had installed behind Texas Live!

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@Evan_P_Grant I suggest he be years away from returning. He’s awful.

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Apparently Altuve needs to adjust the settings in his buzzer underneath his jersey. He’s got the cheater buzzer turned up way too high.

[Evan Grant @Evan_P_Grant]

Jose Altuve just walked off the field holding his side. Didn't even try to run to first on DP grounder.

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@kennlandry

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@kennlandry Victory said it was number 2000! I guess it counted as 101 Ks?!

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@Rangers__Nation Jung needs to go to Frisco again!

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@RightOnRangers Fighting for a *roster spot

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Capt. Obvious Mark McLemore @CaptMclemore]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@texasrangers___ @TXRangersPR Joc shouldn't start against rights either.

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@Sanchotobe420 @TXRangersPR Billy is bitter. Be better, Billy.

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@Evan_P_Grant *accept

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@JaredSandler Seager. Oh wait, he's out... Again... WTH?? Is 2 HRs and a double not enough, but a .140 average is?

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@BaylorWBB We’re already down 17-4?? 🤦‍♂️

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@Outkick Thanks for the spoiler 🙄

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@NicoleAuerbach You are good at maths!