Shaunners

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Apple has $150.6 billion cash; could buy BEATS, Netflix, Tesla, Twitter, Dropbox, Pandora, Uber, Pinterest and Spotify and have $41B left.

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

There is a special place in hell for people who deep fry fish in the same fryer as their french fries. #frenchfry #abomination

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Using @demandprogress tool to tell @senfeinstein to revoke #NDAA indefinite detention provision. Tell your senators: http://t.co/XABqilk

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Using @demandprogress tool to tell @senatorboxer to revoke #NDAA indefinite detention provision. Tell your senators: http://t.co/XABqilk

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Listening to some post-hymnal glam rock.

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

A good waffle is hard to find.

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

#newpillows! http://t.co/ztEgEh1 via @Etsy

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Pepsi tastes like bananas

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Preach! RT @dooce I wish I were psychic for no reason other than to know I'm about to get on an elevator with someone who is going to fart.

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

I just LOVE the pomp and circumstance...I LOVE the formality @teddypatz @phaedra

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Tyra looks more like RuPaul every season

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

@hrbeverlyhills Time your traffic lights! #this is ridiculous

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

happybirthday ohemgeee #celinedion

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Ravishing in eggplant #barbarastreissand

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Feeling like we are overdue for a
Phelisha Reshad lifetime movie

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Best Hummus!??

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

Moving all day. Pooped.

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

I love ice cream cake

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

I wish that you knew when I said two sugars, actually I meant three

[Shaunners @CaptMonkey]

All I need is a time machine