Capt. Morgan

currently hating: Celtics, people that watch sports through excel spreadsheets, Al Horford. 30x Elden Lord

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@UofBasketball @databallr NERDDDDDDDDD. Watch the games and get out of the spreadsheets you dorks

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

Btw went to O’bagel today to get a sausage egg n cheese this morning. They don’t do that anymore I guess because I got some smash beef burger egg n cheese with their O’shit sauce. Disgusting. Will never be back

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@unusual_whales So when I search for sports reference dot com I will get their shit Ai version instead of the website I want?

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@LegionHoops @TheAtlantic Hey Adam you’re ruining the league.

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

Oh my GOD this is great A GAP INTEGRITY here

Head on a swivel
Eyes on your target
Same foot, same shoulder
Send them to the gulag

TEACH TAPE!!! https://t.co/09XGrmxaqn

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@jackIopez Good idea. Love honey.

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@JacobBSpeaks NERD

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@TheDunkCentral Adam silver: “nba is in a great place we just have to make new rules so teams actually try”

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@yankeesapple @John_FKennedy35 @Johnnyboy854 @PeskyTalk @JuniorLemo93569 He will regress to his mean just wait

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

Achieving things and then telling people it was actually super easy to make them feel bad that they can’t do it

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@barstoolsports Fuck you steve cohen

[DeMar DeRozan @DeMar_DeRozan]

@Carsobi And it’s weird you live behind a computer, dweeb!

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@Johnnyboy854 @BNightengale In terms of looks it goes:
Lindor
Peralta
Alvarez
Peterson
Vientos

Open to debate

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@Johnnyboy854 2600 tweets in 2 years.

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@PopBase Happy birthday Twitter!

[Capt. Morgan @CaptMorganBets]

@MattPiperJenks @NjTank99 Horrible. Praying for you Frank

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

can you imagine how loud team italy’s pitch comm is