Brian Martin

Teacher of impressionable youths, quizzer of the both children and drunks, co-host of Oh Boy! A Time Travel Podcast.

[Maggie Lovitt @maggieofthetown]

I happened upon this today by chance. How remarkable that exactly ten years to the day that it was officially announced that Diego Luna would star in 'Rogue One,' Cassian Andor's journey ends tonight with @andorofficial.

[Tommy Wiseau @TommyWiseau]

Happy New Year to you all. If a lot of people love each other, the world would be a better place to live. Love you all, Tommy Wiseau.

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@sirDukeDevin Madame Tussauds isn't even trying anymore.

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@robertliefeld Man, I forgot about The Bikeriders!

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@ThisIsCreation In what way does she think we "enjoyed" it? As a movie? Or as a vampire?

[merritt k (not really here anymore) @merrittk]

They made a Ghost Dog RPG. There was a licensed tabletop roleplaying game based on the Jim Jarmusch film Ghost Dog: The Way of the Samurai

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

I think we all know what "easy access" means. #buttstuff

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

Here's a better idea: have a "Descriptive Audio for Low Attention Spans" option.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Netflix execs tell screenwriters to have characters “announce what they’re doing so that viewers who have a program on in the background can follow along”

They also have thousands of micro-genres including “casual viewing” which is used for movies/TV that go down best when you’re not paying attention.

(Source: https://t.co/KIZ2gKloK4)

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@MailOnline Man STFU. From the second she stepped out for the halftime show, all I could hear was my aunt and mom in the living room bitching about her. It has nothing to do with "finger guns."

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@jimstewartson Microplastics

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

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[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@BarackObama Barack did you see Transformers One

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Our government is a nigh insurmountable pile of shit, but at least one turd has been removed.

GOOD. FUCKING. RIDDANCE.

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[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

Celebrate the holidays with the 12 Monkeys of Christmas! We look back on Terry Gilliam's wild-ass time travel movie and see if memory does in fact serve and that this is an all-timer or if, like Bruce Willis's character, we've been wrong all along.

https://t.co/jKZZWwr3rY

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@JoJoFromJerz Are the eggs the criminals?

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@JoJoFromJerz AH, the ol' "takes a criminal to catch a criminal" bit.

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@fancygoblin_ "WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST BREAK HIS NECK??"

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@duchess_banana My sour disposition has pushed all my coworkers away from me.

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@heyphilsummers My favorite game memory is fighting all the way to the end of TMNT II: The Arcade Game in two-player mode with my brother (who was five at the time) only to have him drop his controller run screaming from the room when Shredder showed up. I was still able to beat it though.

[Brian Martin @CaptnBern]

@Brandon_Bird So they can imagine a ball, but imagining it spinning is too much for them. "I'm just trying to understand." Think that ship has sailed!