CaptnGreever

i forget about this account often...

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

diggin bits of shrooms outta your teeth with your tongue has to be the equivalent of nasal drip in the back of your throat from coke

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

60 is the new 40.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

Just saw two cardinals mating. Neature.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

We’re just not talking about the gas shortage in NC? Like, there’s actually no gas & people can’t get to work. This is real.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

@EmileeReniche I’m gonna tattoo this.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

I just never thought at 35 I’d be crying in a Burger King parking lot, looking at dishwasher jobs.

[Ari Berman @AriBerman]

Bruce Bartman, white guy in PA who illegally voted for Trump on behalf of his dead mother, gets 5 years probation

Crystal Mason, black woman in TX who voted on supervised release when she didn't know she was ineligible, gets 5 years in prison

Two justice systems in America

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

I can’t believe we’re actually fighting about whether or not teachers should be allowed to tell the truth in history class.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

Being adult af at the dr office. Made my own appt, handled my own insurance, etc etc.
But I guarantee you I’m gonna cry when they ask me what’s wrong w me.

[Non-Ironically T.V.'s B. Dave Walters - EVERYWHERE @BDaveWalters]

Something is always better than nothing. Just keep moving.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

Yesssssssss.

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

When I was a 10 or 11, my cousin told me he had a jar that could catch sunlight. I wanted one so bad that I decided to make one. I wrapped a mason jar in electrical tape took it outside, opened it for a while & sealed it real tight.

I took it to my room, cut off the light...

[Travon Free @Travon]

Breonna Taylor and her family deserves this very same moment of accountability for her life. We will keep fighting.

[George M Johnson Garçon @IamGMJohnson]

I just keep thinking about how it took ALL of this to have one trial for one cop

[Jonah Furman @JonahFurman]

Chauvin is the 7th on-duty cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of around 15,000 police killings in that time.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

@SteffiSaidWhat All of this.
Derby has been one of the most toxic things of my life. Even thrown me into therapy. But also... something uniquely wondrous.

[ACLU @ACLU]

This week anti-trans bills moved forward in:
▪️ Alabama
▪️ Arkansas
▪️ Arizona
▪️ Florida
▪️ North Dakota
▪️ Texas

This is an assault on our bodies and our lives.

[CaptnGreever @CaptnGreever]

35yro, 1am, binging Star Trek: TNG, lighting up a perfect hand rolled cone with filter, cat on my lap, dog on my feet.
10yro me would think I’m the absolute shit.
My parents, ...not so much.

[Brandon Ream @Reamkore]

Sally Jesse Raphael and her sister Sally Jesse Donatello

[manny @mannyfidel]

just remembered DMX was scheduled to fight George Zimmerman in a boxing match in 2014 but Zimmerman cancelled after DMX gave this quote to TMZ