Captain Penguin

Always ridiculous, always Philly.

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@SpikeEskin @ArtOfTheTakePod Please bring it back

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@WUTangKids a little tweaking and his hands would line up with the monument...

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@PeteThamel @excelbasketball @jeffborzello That dude looks 30

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@Wawa please come to Ventura county, CA

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@AndrewBrandt Every time I hear ham sandwich I always think of the auton powers scene where he goes over all the musicians he used to know that died and he gets to Mama Cass

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@AfternoonsWIP jimmies go on ice cream

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@Lovelybuckeye bill burr look a like

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@greendragonhq no, those dudes peaked in 8th grade

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@BenjaminSolak I teach middle school and they tend to think they know more then they do. The A tier is clearly a result of the "I can drop a lot of names of songs to show you I kinda know good music groups from the past" kids.

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@wingoz They've also lost the 2 times they come out to crazy train...

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@EliotShorrParks at first when i saw this graphic I thought the eagles logo was supposed to look like it was part of his shirt and wondered why it didn't cover up the vikings logo.

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@PHLY_Eagles @Bo_Wulf @EJSmith94 also have 3, i dont even do my own load anymore. I just throw a few items in daily with kids laundry because of how much laundry we have to do.

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@WUTangKids Don't forget all the new plaques under the presidential portraits

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@PhillyFanLife Why does his hand look so small

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@Jeff_McLane feels like calling that a "dislocation" is a bit of an undersell, hope he heels well.

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@GoBirdsPod @EliotShorrParks @JamesSeltzer it seems like your podcasts aren't working on Spotify or pocketcast. Won't download or play

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@AudacyHelp your site and app wont load

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@WUTangKids @tedcruz also horrible paint job

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@RealMamaEagle

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@SportsRadioWIP @sethjoyner @JawsYouthPlay @cdejean23 @JoeGiglioSports @Brodes81 @WIPMiddayShow Get that man some sunscreen!