Eric Bausserman

#iamalaska

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@JaredVerse1 Enjoy your time off! Make the most of it. Enjoy watching the rest of the playoffs. #gobirds #eagles #gofuckyourself

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@brandongraham55 Thank you for all you have done for the @Eagles and us, the fans. You will FOREVER be the one who sealed the first @SuperBowl win for the Birds!!! Thank you so very much!! We love you Big Dog!!

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

Ok, @flymccracken and I made it!! In the very last row no less! That won’t make us cheer any less!! #LetsGoFlyers

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

If anyone with @NHLFlyers or @NJDevils want to save us some complementary seats we wouldn’t say no 😉. Just looking forward to this experience! #LetsGoFlyers

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

I forgot to mention that @flymccracken is the instigator of this adventure. Nothing like a work trip turning into my first ever @NHL game.
We are flying in from the west coast, going to be pushing it to get there before the start of the 1st period.

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

On my way to my first ever @NHL game. @Flyers-V-@NJDevils. Why not make the first one a #StadiumSeries matchup? #LetsGoFlyers

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@DIRECTV real nice customer service for a long time loyal customer. You make the mistake and we have to pay for it? That’s some bush league B.S.

At least you still have the Sunday Ticket to keep us around……oh wait.

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

.... at the customer service desk, she was told “they are probably too busy”. Did I mention that there were 6 people in the front of the store, just standing there? I really don’t want to give @HomeDepot my money, but I am afraid you have left us no choice. Need to improve!

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

Hey @Lowes. My wife and I came in to two different stores in the Portland area today. We were prepared to drop a healthy sum on money on a new appliance for our house. Neither store had anyone available in the appliance sections to help us. When my wife asked for help....

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@Xfinity I need a live customer service person to call me ASAP please.

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@1800flowershelp I need someone to DM me about an order that has not been delivered. Please contact me ASAP.

[Prescott Bishop @atmoprescott]

We did it everyone! The AL West standings now spell “ASSHAT”

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@NestleCare While I appreciate you placating me with these responses I would like to make a suggestion. All the stores I have visited trying to find the sugar free pepp mint mocha there has been a lot of regular pepp mint mocha creamer. Please, next season make less regular more sugar free.

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@Nestle why is it so hard, during this time of year to find your sugar free peppermint mocha creamer? Are you having production issues? My wife NEEDS to know!

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@NestleCare Oh we have. Trust me, I have called/checked multiple stores everyday for the past couple weeks. You have any extra sitting in a corner? I would be a hero if I can “find” some.

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@ChefMacMoran I just rewatched your episode of Chopped on the @FoodNetwork. You are one class act! Your “sportsmanship” during that final round is something everyone should be watching and emulating. Well done sir, I salute you. My next NYC trip I will come visit your restaurant!

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@SpeakerPelosi Hey, please take care of yourself! We need you! #screw45

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

Please please!

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

jesus

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

By the way, I love my brother @DanielRadding ! He is one of my favorite people. I miss him and oh by the way.....#screw45

[Eric Bausserman @CaptSeabass]

@realDonaldTrump Why don’t you denounce Covid the way you did White supremacy. It should work to your advantage! #screwyou #efftheproudboys #eff45