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[cara @CaraEDay]

Any time I go to McDonald’s I think about that one time in 2013 when I accidentally tried to leave the window while in park and every employee gaped at me and that is all. Back to the McDouble

[cara @CaraEDay]

@amaraeham You start to get comfortable ya know?

[cara @CaraEDay]

@SultanofStras Lmao I would like to be clear I was not the only girl who messed w/ Ed Hardy!!!

[cara @CaraEDay]

What an absolute missed opportunity. I’m over here screaming to sell this man Chanel No.5 like you get commission

[clickholebot @clickholebot]

a lot to unpack here

[cara @CaraEDay]

Being a corporate gal now I’ve noticed that professional folk like to refer to my anxiety as, “being big pictured.” So yes we will go with that

[cara @CaraEDay]

70% of my personality is caring too much about/for inanimate objects

[cara @CaraEDay]

Gold Star sells double cheese burgers and spicy fried chicken sandwiches now?? 😅 Honestly just say that you lost and call it a day. Or a franchise. Whatever works

[cara @CaraEDay]

We all hit different age milestones and I just hit another when I realized I’m too old for snap chat given how irritated as all hell I become when someone I don’t know tries to add me. Do you want my SSN too?!?! Kids 🙄

[cara @CaraEDay]

Losing masks is now top tier annoying as losing socks. Where do they keep disappearing and wondering off to???

[cara @CaraEDay]

@bumblev33 Is this one of those taken situations? A cry for help?

[cara @CaraEDay]

The situations I’d put myself in before living w someone who finds this entertaining. Endless

[Yuni⚯͛🔮💍🏆 @DNetxy]

The golden retriever looks so sick of this shit 😭😭😭

[cara @CaraEDay]

I can’t believe that most of you are horrible at golf and you’re shelling out this kind of money lmao. Pure craziness!!

[cara @CaraEDay]

I can’t believe that I asked my dad what he wanted for Christmas and he said, “golf balls. nothing expensive tho.” AND I can’t believe that there are so many different kinds of golf balls and majority are $50+???

[cara @CaraEDay]

@bumblev33 Lmao me like small food ok V??

[cara @CaraEDay]

I LOVE mall food and I don’t care if it’s wrong

[cara @CaraEDay]

Just wanted some good news and this fucking fortune cookie has the audacity to act like I’m not living in 2020

[cara @CaraEDay]

The next one isn’t even getting a beep. If we wanna get crazy I’ll let y’all take blame for my pre existing dent!!!

[cara @CaraEDay]

It’s actually unreal that someone almost wrecks into me every day driving home from work. Like wtf are y’all doing?!?

[cara @CaraEDay]

There’s no way the McCallister’s actually gave a shit ab Kevin

[cara @CaraEDay]

I have taken approximately 50 pictures and 15 videos of my cat tonight. She’s just over here taking a lil nap doing absolutely nothing