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hoping my tits will get me likes

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just had an epiphany realising that the guy from those crash course videos and John Green are brothers

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only swiping right to middle aged men in boujee parisian suburbs hoping my algorithm picks up what i’m putting down

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something so counterproductive yet eets about having a cigarette and beer after working out

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We love men in power <3

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6pm as the crow flies….. why did we ever stop saying as the crow flies? such a brilliant sentence. in french: à vol d’oiseau. brilliant

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@jaygold____ the inner workings of jay’s mind

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@inclaudnito sorry i’m going off grid babe.

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I liiiiiiiterally do not want to accept your cookies bro

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@eugiewatson1 so underwhelming this post

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who needs drugs when u can just disassociate for free around family

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haha… rawr 😉

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I'll be back in a few days. Don't sell me in @OfficialFPL 😂❤️

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the feminine urge to try keep up with my male friends on a night out and forget that i’m physically built diff and it’s simply unnecessary

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am i high or are my thoughts interesting…. guess we’ll never know

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saturday night let’s get fkn guillotineeeeed

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@joetracey13 another inner north joke

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@eugiewatson1 maybe you’re pregnant

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@joetracey13 you liked what you saw don’t lie

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Gave @joetracey13 an erection this morning…. still got it 😎

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@joetracey13 ok zaddy

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@ParkFawkner which closed venue will this line take place at?

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can feel the melbourne DJs quaking in their boots regarding the lack of roadmap for their niche little craft