Cara Elizabeth

writer of a few books and a movie. photographer. mom. action and horror fan. loki variant. navy vet. co-host of @badgirlspodcast

[Cara Elizabeth @CaraVescio]

irrevocably.

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me waiting on @playPalia patch to romance Hodari… #palia

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#vegas drivers are awful- especially in school zones and multi-lane four-ways stops… take a goddamn moment, slow down and learn some common courtesy, patience and self awareness… if you aren’t in vegas, same suggestions apply.

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@JenHalligan @playPalia yeah! switch will be around christmas! i’m on PC but message me on IG if/when you start playing- I think you’ll love it!

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I am back to PC gaming with @playPalia and it’s giving me star wars: galaxies memories- a good thing… and loving the tranquility of it all. #Palia

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hey @JosephMLombardo why aren’t you asking state workers in vegas to stay home tomorrow and tele-commute??? some people DO work sundays in dangerous flood areas.

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my mother-in-law watching Guardians of the Galaxy 3… is this a musical? there’s so much music…
me: yes.

[Bloody Disgusting @BDisgusting]

Thank you, Paul Reubens, for one of the most memorable vampire deaths in cinema.

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as it turns out… people don’t like me shouting die hard quotes during a roblox titanic sinking simulation.

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happy national @BeardedSkeptic day! 🖤🖤🖤

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sean Gunn says “in 1980, CEOs made 30x what the lowest worker was making, now Bob Iger makes 400x what his lowest worker is making.”

“I think that’s a fucking shame Bob, and maybe you should look in the mirror & ask why is that? Is it morally okay?” https://t.co/yJkbz9QT28

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me imagining ron perlman burning the shit to the ground with rhetoric.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

“Listen to me motherfucker, there’s a lot of ways to lose a house.”

Now deleted; still true

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hopefully some closure for his family… godspeed #JulianSands https://t.co/XYDrACTeOS

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@LasVegasLocally that looks like the event horizon sphere…

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

It's officially a Vegas Ass Whooping™

#VegasBorn

[Cara Elizabeth @CaraVescio]

welcome to your new pocket dimension, live by yourself or in the hippie commune up the hill, vintage glam people try to eat you at night, here’s your rock to protect you from that nonsense. #FROM

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@WayneMinert can confirm, wayne rocks!

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whenever clifton collins jr. graces the screen, I call him “pain tacos.” This started from my husband quoting him wrong in Boondock Saints 2 (who ordered the whoop ass fajitas), and we’ve spouted out different mexican food insults since…

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@michellebooface maybe it’ll be a slow build to it? I can use these story lines as full shows!

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the true hero of selling sunset.

[Cara Elizabeth @CaraVescio]

@michellebooface can’t have clothes weighing you down when you have to focus your energy on being petty.