Lordkomandar

당신은 단 한 번만 산다

[🦇 @Lionlovera_]

yo cuando veo a mi esposa depresión post parto yendo a la habitación de nuestro hijo con síndrome de down

[osama ✰ @realwolog]

“omo i don late oh, make i run”

“fvck, i forget my earpiece”

[Lordkomandar @carbonatedCSF]

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[blaakbaki @bodybyzedd]

“Men used to go to war”

Says the spoils of war😭 you no go shut up??😂😂😂

[Lordkomandar @carbonatedCSF]

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[Lordkomandar @carbonatedCSF]

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[𝚄𝚐𝚋𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚘𝚓𝚘. @Just_JONIER]

"Mummy I'll buy you a car at 25, Daddy I'll build you a house too."

Me at 25 looking at MTN's outrageous data plans.

[SoL @SoL_TFD]

Becoming a cardinal is not a common chore.
You must study hard, and be ready to defend the faith, the church and humanity.

Some people drank tea with God and still cannot correct Tinubu.

[Judah Olorunmaiye @JudahMaiye]

There are many "God's generals" in the Nigerian church who possess the common sense to empathise with the masses and speak truth to power.

But since they don't speak mysteries and flaunt "blessings", we don't rate them.

[your boy Armani 🫂 @armanifeante]

I can’t claim $78 dollars because two couples met each other at unilag many years ago, fell in love and gave birth to me in a country called Nigeria.

How is it my fault???

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

It is in your financial interest that people spread the rumor that you are a stingy man.

[BMS | barbie @barotws]

J’en ai marre de vivre dans la souffrance depuis 27 ans à cause d’une erreur médicale à ma naissance (on m’a coupé le cordon au lieu de me trancher la gorge)

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

bitch na insult but bad bitch na compliment
girls too mumu abeg😂

[Liberty Hell @LibertyHell1776]

@pnwguerrilla What have we learned here kids?

Its easier to be impaled than to be fat.

Haze yourself accordingly.

[Prodigy🧉 @Theeprodigy19]

No wonder the player with the most headed goals is actually a lunatic. It perfectly explains why he will say

“Euros is the same level as world cup”
“Saudi league is better than MLS and ligue1”
“Saudi league should be in contention for European golden boot”

Proper lunatic

[Segun @Fine_Segun]

Peller anytime he pikin wan do assignments.