Cardinal Ninja

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Genuinely fuck every braindead piece of shit who voted for these pedophiles

[Covie @covie_93]

Never forget that the trump administration wants to throw people in jail for touching water in the reflecting pool but allowed an ICE agent to walk free after he murdered a woman in broad daylight on camera and called her a "fucking bitch."

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Trump fell asleep again!!

There is no denying this one.

[The Atlantic @TheAtlantic]

Exclusive: Trump is using tens of millions in taxpayer money meant for national parks to fund his desired projects, including White House paving stones he had promised to pay for, documents obtained by @michaelscherer show: https://t.co/uRQEFX2KED

[Who Was That Masked Man?🇺🇸🦅 @WasMasked]

@TheTweetOfGod

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

YOU FUCKING MORON.

Passports are for U.S. citizens traveling abroad.

They are not for people who are 'welcomed'. They are for people already here.

Just melt into sludge already.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Trump claimed a saboteur armed with a box cutter caused a 350-foot gash in the newly renovated Reflecting Pool. But the manufacturer behind the project says the issue was simply "finish coat separation" and makes no mention of vandalism, sabotage, or criminal activity. https://t.co/9KVsw7MOe4

[Artie Vandelay @ArtieVandelay1]

@atrupar I like this one better.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Kim Jong Un thinks this is a bit much

[Goblinsburg @Goblinsburg]

@NewsWire_US Freedom FROM religion is as important as freedom OF religion.

Why the fuck is Texas turning their schools into madrasas?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

There goes the separation of church and state.

[Denison Barb @DenisonBarbs]

@atrupar If MAGA wins it's legit. If MAGA loses its rigged? How convenient. Sorry Grandpa we all aren't as stupid as the people in the silly red hats. We don't fall for that garbage.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

TRUMP: “I just want to find 11,780 votes”

[Kent Spencer @WHAS11Kent]

I have no words... only that Kenny Klein was the best of us.

[John Collins @Logically_JC]

It should have been all over when he said, “find 11,780 votes.”

[Covie @covie_93]

Bill Clinton: I balanced the federal budget

Barack Obama: I won a Nobel Peace Prize

Joe Biden: I passed the largest long-term investment in US infrastructure since WWII

Donald Trump: Dumb has a 'b'

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Democracy is when voters pick the politicians. Fascism is when politicians pick the voters.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."

[FOOKING FUGLY @TIREDANDBROKEN3]

@Acyn