Cardy

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@harrietorchard shiiit. I have a twitter account! Who knew!?

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@pixSaul It worked! Now complain about my lack of a job (eg. laziest. flatmate. ever)

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@4bz Crystal Castles are pretty good. Animal Cllective are playing Bristol in March so hurry up and like them so I've someone to go with.

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A-ha. I've invented a cream which cures the...(inaudible mumbling)! Cult resumed!

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Ah. Turns out my eating based execise causes some ...temporary...stuff. Cult canceled...for now...

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I've invented an eating based exercise. Cult members only.

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9 followers. Hmm... How many until you can call it a cult?

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Invading France using my superior infantry numbers. i.e. being addicted to Civ.

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Mabye took Dot To Dot Festival too seriously. It involved a red pen and birthmarks.

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Thinking 'All kinds of crazy' is probably the best response if you didn't hear the question properly.

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feels crazy when shouting statements on the internet with no paticular audience.

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Making friends using kindness and sweets. And threats.