punk girl going to a classical concert with her prim boyfriend because he promised her she could drill his ass the second they get home. still, she can't help herself from groping him in time with the swells of the music
Long distance gf who buys a strap to try next time we meet, getting me the same size so I can practice and send her progress reports! Only when the time comes she reveals that it's actually much bigger than what I've been training for
once at a small rave in the woods i did the same thing when this girl clicked a clicker and when i look over the girl who did it turns to her partner and goes “HA I FUCKING TOLD YOU” never been more over for me
couple who decide to learn more about each other by having her tie him naked to a chair in her basement beneath a single dangling lightbulb and then interrogating him about his hobbies and history, except they're both giggling too much and ruining the vibe
that feeling when you kinda have a crush on someone and also feel like they sorta have a crush on you too, but also you're probably just projecting your own feelings because of wishful thinking and your hopeful self is going to be disappointed when reality hits
Landlords in NYC received 878,000 code violations last year alone, almost s third of which were for immediately hazardous violations including lead-based paint, lack of heat in winter and lack of hot water.
These landlords didn't violate the codes because they had no money to do maintenance or repairs. In 2024 (the last year that statistics are available) rent-stablized landlords saw a net profitability increase of 6.2%. In other words they're not hurting for money.
Anyone whining about a 2 year rent-freeze on rent stabilized apartments is doing so from a place of profound ignorance and an obvious contempt for the working class.
There’s a certain irony to Americans yelling that political revolution is too hard, Europeans yelling that air cooling infrastructure is too hard, and both groups being stubbornly convinced that the other’s success couldn’t possibly happen for them too
it's better when they aren't planning for you to be late but rather demonstrate clear accomodations and a desire to spend time with you. knowing that if you're early they would glady spend that time with you. because some days go better than others!
adhd time blindness regularly destroys my life, so i often think about the guy i dated who would tell me to come over at 7 for our 8pm plans, but he was tricking me and the plans were really at 9. maybe the most understood & loved i've ever been
Imagine a robot built for fixing malfunctioning technology and it finds a human unconscious/dead, tries to work on the human’s body as it would a computer by opening them up and looking at their insides but instead becomes deeply entranced by the human body itself, falling in love with their beauty and delicate squishy “wires” and creating a self-imposed purpose of understanding flesh, going against it’s own programming #whatdatmean
intellectually talking through some points (not arguing) and just start kissing because you need some time to try and form a thought. it doesn't work; maybe it's just a slow process, better keep going. I'm sure the thought will come eventually.