CarGuru85

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

That's why he's the goat

[dank @cptdankkk]

UFC Hall of Famer Georges St-Pierre breaks down how he spent his first $1,000,000

• Parents' Debt — $50,000
• Toyota Camrys for Parents — $40,000
• Nissan Xterra — $20,000
• Sister's Tuition — $10,000
• Family Gifts — $50,000
• Friends — $30,000
• Travel for Training — $200,000
• Jacuzzi & Ice Bath — $20,000
• Condo — $600,000

“When you start making money in combat sports, you have to keep in mind that it's very hard to reach the top but very easy to go back down. Make sure to invest in yourself because if you don't get better, the game will catch up to you”

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

I'm glad everyone around the world realizes how great of a country this is, not the govt but the ppl, ppl need to realize how good they have it

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

An Australian visiting America stumbles upon a lemonade stand and a Little League baseball game and it feels straight out of a movie

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Satysfying

[CrimeInTheD ® @CrimeInTheD]

Undercover deputies in Michigan set up a sting operation after investigators learned a 79-year-old woman was being manipulated into handing over her life savings to an alleged scammer. Video shows the suspect, identified as Yug Chauhan, taking possession of a box he believes contains nearly $700,000 in gold coins before deputies quickly flipped the script and arrested him. Following Chauhan’s arrest, he was held at the Kent County jail with a bond set at $100,000 and an ICE detainer in place.

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

@bisping Why is everyone talking shit about Mike's eye, he would merk all of you pussies blind, you can't have opinion nowadays without these lowlifes talking shit for no reason

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Animals are better than humans

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

A compilation of moments between animals and humans

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

This is the bullshit we have to get rid of

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

Can't even have a shed in your backyard without the government up your ass decorating

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Indians Indians

[Kim "Katie" USA @KimKatieUSA]

This is the moment a customer busted two @Shell workers running the screw scam to charge gas to other customers.

He told them straight: take the screws out or I’m ruining your entire company.

I’m so sick of people coming to America just to scam hard-working citizens. Deport every single one running these street-level cons.

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Treason at the highest level

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

LINDSEY GRAHAM: “I go back to S.C. and I’m asking them to send their sons and daughters over to the Middle East. To all the isolationists: I’m not with you, I’m with Israel. God bless Israel. We should move all of our stuff to Israel.”

He actually said this on live television.

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

What pussies

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life

“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”

“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”

“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

[Hollywood Gump @FirstNameJ0hn]

Will Sasso and Dan Soder are Macho Man Randy Savage, Hulk Hogan, Andre The Giant, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rodney Dangerfield, and Robert Deniro reading Andy Rooney quotes. 😂😂😂😂

(🎥@ChrisVanVliet)

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

I keep posting that @RepThomasMassie losing is a tragedy and it keeps getting taken down

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

@RepThomasMassie losing today is a tragedy

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

@RepThomasMassie losing today is a fucking tragedy

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

It's why he's the GOAT

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

John Cena was on stage when a man in the audience shared that he’s battling cancer, had a spinal fusion, previously had a brain tumor, and now needs another surgery. He told Cena that he gave him the motivation to keep going. https://t.co/ftktCQUDTK

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Best movie of all time

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

In 2007, for his chilling psychopath role in No Country for Old Men, Javier Bardem used a captive bolt pistol modeled after the real tool commonly used on cattle. The prop appeared so disturbingly authentic that authorities reportedly worried it could inspire real-life copycat crimes.

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

These fags and they're gay gym

[yoxic @yoxics]

Unc from the Diamond Gym was ready to crash out on a 99-year-old elderly man for drinking water between sets, one of their only rules not to break 😭

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

Who gives a fuck, leave them alone already

[TMZ @TMZ]

😳 EXCLUSIVE: Mike Vrabel and Dianna Russini rented a private boat while she was pregnant...

Details: https://t.co/zTDRBNyYqw

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

She does put eyes on the wnba for being terrible, Clark on the other hand is opposite

[Land of Lowlights @LoLowlights]

Angel Reese was IN HER BAG today. You can tell she’s been working on her game.

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

@madflavor is a national treasure

[yeet @Awk20000]

Joey Diaz has the time of his life playing GTA 5 on Twitch

[CarGuru85 @CarGuru85]

He's such a pussy look at him

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

That time Jack Black accidentally set the set of School of Rock on fire.