Crazy White Lady

It's Rusch for short. The World's Okayest Mom. Educator of Some All-Around Awesome Human Beings. Live a life of love -Ephesians 5:2

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Mom told me that the best way to cook Brussels sprouts was to roast them.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

If you’ve never made a paperclip look like a prison shank to get food out of your teeth, are you really even a teacher?

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Don’t forget, friends…staying single after ditching a zero is still an upgrade.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Watching this halftime show with Boomers is wildly entertaining.

[Tyrell Stewart @TazmanionTY]

In Our last regular season game against Gulf breeze.
18 pts
6 rebs
5 assists
3 blocks
4 steals
And all in total great team 🏆

[Crestview Basketball @CHShoops850]

SCHEDULE CHANGE: Friday’s home game against Walton has been moved to Monday, January 30th. Senior Night will now be on Thursday, February 2nd against Gulf Breeze.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

@instafgraham I don’t have that problem with my students. My biggest struggle with my kids is apathy.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Dating apps will have your friends nicknaming the guys you go out with so they can keep track. They’re like “What happened with White Mike or Evan the Seven?”🤦🏼‍♀️

[Crestview Basketball @CHShoops850]

🆚 Fort Walton Vikings
📍CHS gym
⏰ 4:00/ JV 5:30/ V 7:00 📺WAAZ WJSB YouTube and Crestview Community Television Facebook
🐾Dogpound Theme: Courtside Celebrity (red carpet attire or dress as a celebrity)

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Knowing how I like my coffee.

[Simi @simikunleoni]

non-sexual intimacies:

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

I can keep it classy until there are crawfish involved.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Where are @CHShoops850 live tweets when I need them? 🤔🏀

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Go Bulldogs! ❤️🐾

[Crestview Basketball @CHShoops850]

GAME DAY 🗣️❗️
🆚 Niceville
🕒 4:30/ 5:30/ 7:00
📍 Home
🐾 Come support your dogs tonight🐾

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

#NewProfilePic

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Unpopular opinion: I’m looking forward to going back to work tomorrow. Mama needs routine.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

CCR forever. ❤️

[Phinda @Phinda_N]

The music your parents introduce you to stays with you forever

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

Time seems to have stopped. I feel like I’m in a spin class.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

@ChrisPeterson_8 Same.

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

How do I say, “My left foot is wayyyyy more ticklish than my right foot,” in Vietnamese? 😩😩 #pedicureprobs

[Crazy White Lady @CariRuschmeier]

I stay happily third-wheeling with my married friends. Their plans have me in bed early, and I never have to drive. 🤘🏼