Cuntrissa

• Pansexual 🏳️‍🌈

• She/Her ♀

• 22

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Motherfuckerrrr 🩸🩸🩸

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Sometimes it's scary how once I stop caring for someone I really stop caring about them

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Why do I get motivated to do shit when I'm laying down to go to sleep and I'm busy the next day

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

You ever get annoyed at yourself for something you did years ago? That's me with my trip to Disney for highschool choir 😭

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

My coworkers are in trouble, I now have access to tourniquets and was told to practice on people 😈

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

What the fuck made me want to join the medical field? This shit makes me want to pew pew myself 😭

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

The carespot I'm at is absolutely dead, it's kinda freaky

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

I just got hit on (I think) by a very tall thick lesbian and I'm very happy

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

This bitch

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

A milf made her move on me on tinder but she has a husband who also wants to play 😒😞

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

I'm putting my grandma in a crazy house, she just said to me "it's almost time to turn the heat on" 😭

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Hahahahaha

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Someone buy me candy corn

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

The horror!

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

I just got the craziest lore drop from my new associate

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

My teacher has the blue's clues theme stuck in my head

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Think I sort of aspirated this morning

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Holy fuck

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

My manager gave me his credit card and I've never felt more powerful

[Cuntrissa @CarissaJonnet]

Tell one of my people at work to lose weight again I fucking dare you!

[9-1-1 on ABC @The911onABC]

If they say it enough maybe Oct 15th will come faster. 🗣️