Carly J

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[Carly J @CarJohnston]

Ultimate over stimmy, arguing on the phone with Bell internet, scraping ice off the windshield, no gloves on.

[grace @raresblvd]

do you know how ugly you'd have to be for ariana grande to actually avoid a married man😭😭

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Instead of texting ‘on my way’ I’m just gonna start sending this

[Carly J @CarJohnston]

Imagine hating me & im just at bulk barn snacking out of the bins

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

this is so valid

[Carly J @CarJohnston]

Lorde snapped. Idgaf she shushed you trashbags!! Probably deserved it <3

[Carly J @CarJohnston]

Mind you it’s 2004 I’m fully shaved at a SUM 41 concert in a tank top & tie

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

this is who shows up when you take 3 benadryls

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

[Chris @citehchris]

10 beers deep standing outside trying to make eye contact til someone offers me a cigarette

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

me testing the firmness of every avocado in the grocery store

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

why what happened

[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

nigga gon have adonis dangling above a vat of acid

[Carly J @CarJohnston]

The sheets in the dryer when they bunch up in a cozy corner & STAY WET why I oughta

[Choptimus Prime @mikesmicYT]

The patrons of Gusteau’s restaurant hearing a rat cooked the food but it’s low key delicious:

[Carly J @CarJohnston]

I’ll smack the eggnog right out your paw idgaf

[KEQUE🫘🆙 @KequeMage]

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