carl0salbert0.bsky.social

The guardian angel of banality.

[carl0salbert0.bsky.social @Carl0sAlbert0]

@ReadEverton @davedotsport

[carl0salbert0.bsky.social @Carl0sAlbert0]

Watched that there new Resident Evil film this evening. Absolutely bloody loved it. Lean and mean, amazing how much it actually felt like playing the game too. Zach Creggar can't miss for me - 3 from 3 so far.

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@RpsAgainstTrump

[Return of the Shelf @ROTS1882]

The fact he’s sharpening the shaft says it all really.

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@wightpie Tickets are non refundable 😭 just gonna have to suck it up. Good job they are not at 6am...

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Friends, I've made a mistake. Booked flights to Amsterdam from Manchester instead of Liverpool.

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@wightpie We're off to Efteling with the kids and another family, via a few days in Utrecht. All I keep seeing now is fucking absolute carnage at the drop off zones of Manchester Airport. The neuro spicy planner in me is having a mental breakdown.

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@wightpie Oh shit.

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@AlbyLad_ If I'd have played it when I was a single stoner, I'd have loved just taking my time wandering around finding everything. Now I have 2 kids and get an hour on the PS5 before bed I tend to find I prefer a quicker game experience.

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I mean, you think he'd be happy they have finally made it this far...

[Love Rugby League @loverugbyleague]

@loverugbyleague Read more 👇 https://t.co/RojBrnC4zP

[Johnny Proctor @johnnypproctor]

I’ve always wondered what someone being run over by a steamroller would look like and didn’t realise it would be so funny.

But seriously, I hope Andros is fine and there’s no long lasting injuries sustained from it.

[Josh @ayooo2772]

Crazy Scenes as Andros Townsend gets ran over by a Roller!

Luckily he wasn’t badly hurt afterwards, could’ve ended soo much worse

Welcome to the Thai League

[carl0salbert0.bsky.social @Carl0sAlbert0]

One day, they will finally fuck VAR off for good, and that will be a glorious day.

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Never known a football team score first and then do the square root of fuck all until they concede as much as Everton do.

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@CrawfordTartan @Everton

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@ScarredForLife2 This was nightmare fuel for my 5yo self.

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@beav1967 The rumour in the summer was we were going to let Moyes run his deal down and replace him with McKenna, as we didn't want to pay the fee to release him from his gardening leave at Ipswich.

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<insert Time for Everton meme here>

[Everton @Everton]

Last game before the break. UTT! ✊

#EVEIPS

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@hangingloosegoo They do inflatable breakfasts now? Whatever next.