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@GonzoMycology Fair enough but I'm already a vegetarian and trying to be a vegan.

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Just had one of those Greggs vegan steak bakes. I think they taste nice so fuck you haters.

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@GonzoMycology I find having a shit helps me and that's a FACT!

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@_Alkatrazz His estate or whatever it's called. I think Elvis is on here as well. I think Jacko also posts.

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@BulIysSpeedboat Is his moustache transparent? :-/

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@80s_Kidz Gibbo for me.

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@shitcasecinema It's been done by lots of people already but any chance you could do Samurai Cop?

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@naughtysaintni1 @Andreacbritt Taste alright tho 🤷

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@Zippy_rainbow77 @Andreacbritt A little bit, yes.

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@lucrezianews A bloody biscuit? And there I was thinking it got it's colour from oranges.

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@DVATW Good! Does the tramp think it's acceptable to attack animals?

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Prawns & Chips with Meatballs in Gravy and some Cheese by Michael H

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@BridesBlush I'll save you all the bother. I read the story so I'll tell you what happens. Turns out she is actually his father and "she" is giving birth to kidney stones.

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@Andreacbritt Oh, you said wrong answers only.

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@Andreacbritt Visiting a smack head prostitute if I can scrape up another £1.50.

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@stephanieck72 Always consti pated!

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@landpsychology Is that real?

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My three thousandth comment! Alright!