Carla's Brain

My brain says it, and I write it here.

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

I wish you could clean the dishwasher filter, by putting it in the dishwasher 🫧

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Imagine if Elvis Presley has reincarnated into someone's dog and they think it's nothing but a hound dog 🐶

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The thing you've seen the most of is the inside of your eyelids

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@oddbodd13 Not gonna lie, that really made me chuckle 🤣🤣

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Should laundry be called launwet when it comes out the washing machine?

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I'm not normally an aggressive person, but I will have a fight with a clump of hangers in my wardrobe

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

How good is evaporation, it's a free tumble dryer and hair dryer #Showerthoughts

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At what age do we stop saying 'spring summer autumn winter' in our heads when working out the order of the seasons

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Who invented the tick symbol? ✅ Could it have been different, like a spiral or squiggle 〰️

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@cbruder I missed three beats reading that 😂

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How do people prounouce 'quay' as 'key' without missing a beat?

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@pball92 Hmmmm or cleaner? 🤔

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Are flies dumber this year? They are flying into windows a lot...

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Alarms really aren't that alarming. *Hears neighbours alarm going off*
*Continues to eat cereal and deliberate red berry to flake ratio*

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Grass is like Earth's hair, and collectively humanity shaves the stubble by mowing the lawn.

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Why are chop sticks called chop sticks? They don't chop anything.

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Guess who's back, back again.

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The further away you can start waving at someone, the closer you probably are as mates. 🙋🏻‍♀️

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

Some people have more than one capital letter in their surname, like McDonald. I wonder if your surname could be all caps?

[Carla's Brain @CarlasBrain]

m8 = mate. m80 = matey.