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[carla @CarlaSerr]

Hi everyone i am NOT selling tickets to anything and if you got a DM from me it was a literal scammer who hacked my account

Ok bye

[carla @CarlaSerr]

@crismontyy Literally this is my entire life. Wanting to withhold creative work but worried it means I won't get paid at all 🙃 my biggest ick about freelancing

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

Lexapro and wellbutrin and adderall and stuff should be over the counter

[brick dubois 🏳️‍⚧️🇮🇱 @brickdubois]

LET ANDY COHEN DRINK @CNN NO ONE CARES ABOJT YOUR MUSICAL GUESTS WE WANT TO SEE @andersoncooper AND @Andy DRUNK AF DRAGGING EACH ORHER! GET IT TOGETHER BEFORE I MAKE YOU!!!!

[Erik @erikjacobsonart]

It’s crazy that we travel hundreds of miles to watch tv together for 3 days

[Ash Mitchell @ashmitchell_]

Women who vote Republican are so heavily influenced by men because they want someone to control them and they’re too weak to make their own decisions. Truly an embarrassment to the world.

[K E L L I @thatkelligirll]

at my wedding we will not be champagne tasting, we'll be taking tequila shots

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

boomers who paid $25 for tuition in 1988

[LB @lnbshr]

Sorry for the bad tweets my quality of life has improved.

[eaJ @eaJPark]

Honestly at this point just fuck it

[carla @CarlaSerr]

@brirod452 Bomb

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

i am going to find the man who invented these floors and End Him.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

To my mother, who taught me that it’s OK to put your kids second ❤️

[demitria @wannabfisherman]

drinking one glass of wine and texting everyone I love "Hi"

[carla @CarlaSerr]

@ashmitchell_ 110% it's like a white washed version of every other major city in TX

[C. Hate @carmxhate]

Abortion is healthcare. And also traumatic so if you do have one, please gather all of your closest friends after to celebrate. Be around endless love and happiness for your decision. Thanks for everyone who came last night 😭💕

[carla @CarlaSerr]

@achilliker Omg brian is so disgustingly addicted to canned tuna