Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

Sad day as a father, I missed my son’s graduation because I got stuck in the janitors closet of a Long John Silvers in East Malaysia. I was attempting to autoerotique asphyxiate, but my JC Penny belt couldn’t handle the weight. I now see why they went of business.

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[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@Silviagreenhorn Hey Silv great to hear from you!! Haven’t spoken since the orgy in Western Detroit that obviously ended in an anal rupture. Any who, genital wart is a scary game what I recommend is taking a full body soak in the urine of a woman no older than 47 with Vietnamese descent.
Wet Feet

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

I was at a brunch with my cousins brother in law when Barbra attempted to take me out she pointed a musket it at me from behind and as she pulled the trigger Steve Harvey leaped in front me and took the hit. Barbra ran out and held Steve in my arms as I weeped.

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

I know knew what Philip Skidmark III had meant when he said “the white dove flies east of yesteryear. “he meant that it was my destiny to behead Barbra Streisand with butter knife. On my question to take Barbra down I have meet many friends and lost many as well.

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@SivkovWilmer Ha that’s why my son Matthew no longer speaks with me. Also I was evolved in a pyramid scheme in 2013 where I took a man’s life.

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[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@SivkovWilmer It’s only time I feel anything Wilm

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@SivkovWilmer @Silviagreenhorn I also saw her I went straight to the elliptical and ferociously began master baiting and I accidentally shot a load on the guy next to me. My bad @WhittyC42.

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[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@SivkovWilmer @Silviagreenhorn Oh boy Silvia was moist that evening

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@Silviagreenhorn Ha I caught that shit in the 80s and haven’t gotten an erection since 2009. The last thing that got my little guy up was Benedict XVI getting excommunicated.
#rapenicoharrison

Wet Fuckin Feet

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@Silviagreenhorn Well @Silviagreenhorn, I was actually tied down and molested by Vietnamese transvestite as a young boy but, I secretly kinda liked it.

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[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@SivkovWilmer @HaroldBigJ356 You know what you did you sick fuck. The mail room really and why did it have to a spam can.

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[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@WhittyC42 @Silviagreenhorn I once saw a man

[Carl “Wet Feet” DeGay @CarlDeGay]

@Silviagreenhorn Is that the Mexican dude you dumped me for in college. What does Jesus have that I don’t?

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