Carley

Half Mom Half Coffee

[Walker Zombley @robbobert4]

The smokers I know didn't get Covid.

[Carley @Carley_J_]

Why is everyone on adhd meds now wtf? Also stop smoking those carts it’s giving psychosis

[Carley @Carley_J_]

@Lizzieisyoung She’s absolutely at LEAST 200 pounds, my guess would be 220-230. I’m a little over 5’8” and was a twig at 140.

[Carley @Carley_J_]

@sizzle_sarah Super disturbing things I’m seeing lately. I’m going back to part time from full time soon and I’m so excited to have more time with my boys.

[Carley @Carley_J_]

@DefiantLs Um welcome to being a parent?? Tf? My kid is autistic I haven’t slept in like a decade lmao

[Carley @Carley_J_]

@HazelAppleyard Translation: my wife worked and ran the entire household and took care of the children while my job excused me from doing any of those things, why doesn’t she want to sleep with me??? Guess I’ll cheat 🤷‍♂️

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

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[Carley @Carley_J_]

@muheediva01 My son is 11 but he has autism so I still bring him in with me. Idc.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

If it isn’t laundry it’s the dishes. If it isn’t the dishes the bathroom needs to be clean, fridge needs to be stocked or floors need to be mopped. It’s never just ending 😂

[‏ً @itsnwts]

i don’t stay mad at people for long. i may never speak to you again but i’m actually not mad about nothing for real

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

The older I get, the more I realize “strong woman” is often just code for:
“woman nobody helped.”

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don't forget to look around and appreciate all the little things going right.

[eliz @eliza___v]

This after swimming used to hit so hard back in the day🤤

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Everyone involved going to jail 😭😭

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

BREAKING: Water is wet

[miia @miiagarro]

thinking of all the perfumes, clothes, shoes, bags and makeup i want to buy

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Public hanging.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Growing up is understanding that this kind of dish is so much better than fast food

[DieselBabe🌟 @DieselBABE20]

I find it fascinating that there is an entire generation of people that are physically incapable of self-adjusting when prices are high.

Like bro, if a burrito bowl is $15- just stop buying the fucking bowl every day.

Entitlement has RUINED people!!!!

Why is this so hard?