Carley Bailey

I have had three total twitter accounts - heres to hoping I continue this one

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Average desk for a big time exam.

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If you see me on campus trust this is what’s blaring through my AirPods

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I knew Arcane’s score was gonna go crazy when I saw woodkid was apart of it 🔥🔥

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What do you mean I have to do this everyday

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I’ve tried to order a miller for the past week and every time I do they mishear me and say “Michelob?” And I accept it every time because why I am changing from my roots

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How I Learned to Love the Bomb

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Crying, pleading, on my knees sniveling hoping that glass animals throws Agnes in the mix in Nashville August 27th @GlassAnimals

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My knees are burnt and my sanity is low

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Oh to be an old man with a metal detector on the beach

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My cat looks at me like no man could

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If you’re ever sad just read Overwatch 2’s steam reviews

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God I love mechanical engineering (in a month I may say kill me)

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*some random person blocking my way into my garage*
My sister: “I almost brought my gun”

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“But he ended up winning, didn’t he?”

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I Have no Mouth and I Must Scream

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Rip suguru geto you would’ve loved Ethel Cain 🫡

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If you want people to be nice to you maybe don’t be a bitch to the person who was for the longest time 🤭😘

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Creatures in heaven is so freaking good bro

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My coworker:”I didn’t get bred on a rock in the middle of the ocean for this shit”