Clever Carl

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

I just unfollowed Taylor Swift. Expecting a song within an hour.

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

When I'm russian for anything, there's no time for stalin

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

Phone covers are like condoms. You dont want to, but you kind of have to.

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

That scary moment when your teacher says that they're gonna start calling on random people.

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

Stupid people give me mood poisoning

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

If that's his reaction to spinach...

Popeye should never try cocaine.

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

Don't trust anyone, even the devil was once an angel.

[Clever Carl @CarLisClever]

I know about 10 words in Spanish... and 8 of them are on the menu at Taco Bell.