Carl Morrison

55. got some kids only know a few. love a punch up, beers, and bags. meant to be pro boxer but bollocks to big. cheat when I’m pissed off. #welshnotbritish

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

just asked a homeless woman if I could take her home. she smiled and said yes. shoulda seen the look on her face when I ran off with her cardboard box. 1-0 carl.

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

just went for a naked run. locals reported a python. cant do fuk all right. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

asked mate to come pub. he said hes morning. i said its afternoon. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@barrystantonGBP morning barry an fuck cyclist. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

nippa told me theres nearly 8 billyun peepol on this planit. he said too many are foren. gave him biscuit and said can stay up for extra hour tonite. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@barrystantonGBP bang on baz

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

heering news of woman liz in charge of this country. almost collapse in state of shock. dark times ahead for uk aslong as women runnin things.

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@barrystantonGBP weve failed as cuntry theres foren on are roads

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

just seen arab number plate in uk. feel sick. suspishuns rise. got infront of him and slammed breaks. crashes into me. claiming off him. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@jasonforbes1969 cheers mucka

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

heard neighbours shaggin last night. screaming an head board banging for hours. turns out was elderly mum fell off bed cracked her head. was hitting the wall with her walkin stick for help. feel guilty about the wank now. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

watchin boxin in local last night. made me think of myself back in day. flashbacks. started feelin a punch up. started on weasel behind bar. dropped him in 1. nutted frooty on way out. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@barrystantonGBP took familee up ther on weekend. 2 star hotel was luvly baz. when mrs and kids were kippin I tried local strippers. gorgus. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

drugs still in system from weekend. crashed on way work. fell asleep at wheel. smashed inta mosque. mus be me lucky day came away no injury. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@MrNotInTheKnow1 mus b thinkin of sumone else pal.

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

just seen yungest using roll on. gave him clip round ear and booted him out. said fuck off up ur nans. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

new bird on site. fit. see hose pipe. see chance. spray her. shes wet. nips poppin thru top. result. boys lovin it. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@barrystantonGBP nippa just said common baz w. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

@Davotelli______ no pal. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

in car. mrs put air con on. slapped wrist an turned it off. told her use windows and breathe fresh british air. cheers

[Carl Morrison @CarlMorrison67]

been of tweeter fora week. phone was in pig station for check over. all clear. feet up watchin man v food. sippin room temp carlin. cheers