Some people's Facebook Memories looks like the script to a 9 yr old plucking flower petals off in some Rom-Com
11 y ago he loves me
10 y ago he loves me not
* stares at stem with an astonished and inquisitive look as if to ask the audience when and how did the petals disappear*
When ur 20 yr old daughter asks u if a clip of "The Jerk" is a real movie you get excited and rent it on @AppleTV and she gasps when she sees @OfficialBPeters and says she is beautiful then you show her a recent photo n she says still beautiful best Xmas I had such a crush on her
Hey @JeffBezos could you at least give the operators at your call centerd English lessons also maybe some rudimentary understanding about how the United States works not racist by any means but when there's a language barrier and a culture barrier hard to get things taken care of
Just awoke from a dream and ran to my phone to make sure #HenryWinkler was still alive because in my dream it came across my t.v. And I was on the internet trying to see how he was unalived in my dream then woke up I'm not saying I'm psychic but maybe go to the doctor
There are people borrowing pieces from you daily .. Be sure to take those pieces back so when alone you have your peace.. You don't have to isolate yourself from the world to find yourself.. You just have to find yourself to know the few to isolate from... You're in control of U
Why is it ? That if you think someone you know under britches got into your clothes and you pull them out of the dryer you are like ew but will put them into the basket to return them. The minute you have asked everyone says no they get the stinky cheese curse , @FallonTonight
95% of my family is by love not blood ... We are a functional family of the least dysfunctional born into many bloodlines ... The ones who have chosen to break the cycle of sh*t , work to continuously grow, heal and evolve #breakthecycle#firstbekind#wechoseourselves
I have a thing I say .. You have to be willing to be used by some people to stay open to being useful to the right ones.. If you don't get that I am sorry .. Being an a$$hole in today's society is easy AF it takes strength to keep a soft heart in a hard world
Matching others bad energy is why the world is so sick right now. There has to be decent people to heal the energy of the universe. So excuse yourself from their life , do not "match energy". You don't take a shower in mud to get clean.
This is how much I do not have a physical type ... I think @howiemandel , @SimonCowell , @MBKTerryy , @Sofia are all insanely attractive ... I have a vibe type and they all have a compatible vibe to mine #AGT
Does anyone else think Jason Momoa now really looks like a buff island version of @aplusk Ashton Kutcher or is it just me. No shame meant by that to either one of them both gorgeous. Both good dudes as far as I know but I just saw very similar features. I didn't notice before.
If you aren't watching #PValley you are truly missing out. They conquered the problem of shows selling s3x but no real story. #PValleyStarz cast knows about what they are portraying and you can tell. The passion and the laughter is felt in my living room thanks for that #PValley