Carl the Storage Guy

Lived through the pain of conventional storage. Now with Tintri #SmartStorage, I'm sitting pretty and showing people the way to just #sayNOtoLUNS.

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Read my lips: no new LUNs. https://t.co/kurTSSzc2q

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

@merlindb @chalverson33 @Tintri very true!

[Merlin Boissonneault @merlindb]

Oh hai @CarlStorageGuy looking good on the big screen man @Tintri #VMaware #saynotoluns #keepstoragesimple

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Tracking the movements of VMs in a spreadsheet isn’t a long-term plan, and you can’t build a wall in Excel. https://t.co/VZroRryy0j

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Debate on the benefits of VM-Aware Storage? Bring it on!

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Happy #StPatricksDay!

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Thank you for your support! We WILL #MakeStorageGreatAgain! https://t.co/uAi7YsRXCH

[Donald Shake @dshakejr]

Get out and vote today...Carl for President!! He'll make storage great again...NO MORE LUNS @Tintri @CarlStorageGuy

[Donald Shake @dshakejr]

Get out and vote today...Carl for President!! He'll make storage great again...NO MORE LUNS @Tintri @CarlStorageGuy

[Donald Shake @dshakejr]

Voters have made their choice...Carl for President!!! They want NO MORE LUNS @Tintri @CarlStorageGuy

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

I promise that if you vote for me, I’ll ensure no VMs are left behind. https://t.co/2fQtBJnVX9

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Think about every problem, every challenge, we face. The solution to each starts with VM-Aware Storage. #Carl2016

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

I stand firm that my VAS Platform is the solution, and I ask that you stand with me. https://t.co/7R2bBM1nZc

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Tracking the movements of VMs in a spreadsheet isn’t a long-term plan, & you can’t build a wall in Excel. https://t.co/62VMqYg5Os #Carl2016

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

DevOps, Sys Admins and CIOs are forced to think and work in LUNs, and that’s just dangerous. https://t.co/e97zyqXr5Q

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from conventional storage and I'm here to help.

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

One of five people who use conventional storage are missing out on VM-visibility. That’s wrong. #Carl2016

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

The men and women at @Tintri are dedicated to making VM-Aware Storage great. https://t.co/kXnYPwZ4ng

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Read my @Medium post on how I'm laying the groundwork for better storage. https://t.co/WK6QxZQOL8 #Carl2016

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

Thank you for your support @Tintri_EMEA! https://t.co/RfRY0pfU0q

[Tintri_EMEA @Tintri_EMEA]

#SuperTuesday is a pivotal day in the #USElection2016. Remember to vote for @CarlStorageGuy and say NO to Luns!

[Carl the Storage Guy @CarlStorageGuy]

#SuperTuesday is here! A vote for me is a vote to #MakeStorageGreatAgain.