Carlton

Probably on holiday

[Carlton @CarltonSandhu]

@NVIDIAGeForce #GeForceRTX50

[Fitzy @Fitzy__07]

The offside rule was introduced to stop players poaching goals. It was introduced to stop players gaining what was deemed an "unfair advantage"

The offside was never meant to penalise someone from being a FUCKIN TOENAIL ahead of the defender

The game is fucked

[invader zim @f8the]

whoever they fired at Spotify they need to rehire them

[Scully @isthatscully]

You think men can organise 5-a-side? Well? 😂 you’re in for a shock

[Carlton @CarltonSandhu]

@zain1612 We're your bogey team bpi

[terry christian @terrychristian]

All day everyday - it's laughable

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

What a dreadful generation of wet, weak, snowflakes this shower are. An embarrassment to 300 years of parliamentary debate. Would sooner cry for apologies and sackings than actual mount a defence of their own policies.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

REMINDER:
BBC management told @GaryLineker to make political statements about Qatar’s human rights record at the start of the recent World Cup.

[Amos Murphy @AmosMurphy_]

Reminder, Alan Sugar tweeted this and is still employed by the BBC.

Impartiality, but when it suits.

[Ken Cheng @kenchengcomedy]

the BBC:

[Carlton @CarltonSandhu]

Today i feel... like a Spurs fan #SouthamptonFC

[꒰ daily aquatic lovelies ༚.° @aqualuvsuotd]

a reminder since christmas is coming up… 💯

[Carlton @CarltonSandhu]

@desilucion_94 Git gud

[Liam @liamjackson_18]

Petrol at £2 a litre, Trains on strike all week and all our major airports on their ass what a country

[Jonny Sharples @JonnyGabriel]

Every time Matt Le Tissier tweets, one of his goals should be awarded to Ali Dia.

[Jon Sopel @jonsopel]

And tomorrow it’s Newcastle vs Chelsea. One team operating under special licence; the other free to do what it likes. Welcome to moral ambiguity….

[Ava-Santina @AvaSantina]

Hmm

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

wow this is the last thing i expected from Snoop Dogg. he has lost a fan.