Carl van Goens

[Carl van Goens @CarlvanGoens]

Verifying myself: I am carl_1991 on https://t.co/NpdZWHICW3. -CX3iWFEv2LAseSl8tHGyHf4wZuqeeaLCLiK / https://t.co/OZatsHQiL1

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Why is there no Flat Mars Society!?

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Average Joe.

[Carl van Goens @CarlvanGoens]

@AdamRuins Can you do an episode on fluoride in drinking water?

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Nobody wants backup, everybody wants restore. To restore, you need a backup. Have a backup. Verify it. BTW, RAID is not a backup. #sysadmin

[Carl van Goens @CarlvanGoens]

@internetofshit more like car couldn't start because I forgot the key

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Service that lets you subscribe sales people to 1000 email lists they never asked to be on.

[Tesla @Tesla]

11 of past 12 months have set new monthly high-temperature records @NASAEarth​ https://t.co/HCYPAgbAau

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Sorry about the outage. I needed to temporarily borrow everyone's computing power to run some complex equations related to space stuff.

[BORED @BoredElonMusk]

Our simulation is way overdue for a patch.

[Swati Khandelwal @Swati_THN]

#Retweet If You Understand. #Oops #Security

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Scientists: Earth Endangered by New Strain of Fact-Resistant Humans https://t.co/ihmrY43rHa via @BorowitzReport

[Michael Cullum @michaelcullumuk]

Your regular reminder: If you aren't yet using PHP 7.0, or at least PHP 5.6, please please update

PHP <=5.5 is EOL

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Gigafactory in units of hamster

[Carl van Goens @CarlvanGoens]

Happy Nikola Tesla day

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

The software development process

i can’t fix this

*crisis of confidence*
*questions career*
*questions life*

oh it was a typo, cool

[Carl van Goens @CarlvanGoens]

"The highest PHP version we have is 5.3"
...
Time to switch hosts

[Firefox 🔥 @firefox]

We are committed to protecting our users from security risks. That's why–following an Adobe alert–we temporarily blocked #Flash in Firefox.