Carl

Trying to moan a little less each day. Trying -----Yeah, that didn't really work out. Moaning even more now if anything. Misery loves company.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@VodafoneUKhelp I'm basically left with no service now. A screw up from your end. How long am I supposed to wait? Not good service.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Are question marks really necessary

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@paul_helsinki Feel someone else's then, that's much more fun.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Crimewatch. Can't watch that. Too depressing.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Not much hype for this Ronda Rousey fight. That's cuz she's facing another useless opponent. Over in 1st round.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@amolrajan @TweeterDaisy Already following the checkout girl from local supermarket She turned round fast 2day & almost saw me. Stealthy tho

[Carl @Carlxx31]

?? https://t.co/DbTrddcPT6

[Michael D.A. Clarke @MichaelDAClarke]

My head hurts!

[Carl @Carlxx31]

I've finally got aids...visual aids. Also known as glasses or "specs" if you're a bit of a twat.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

And the "serious" scene where Batman is interrogating the Joker is like something out of a spoof.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

And as if that could actually happen. How can a man drive through the streets every night in a tank and never get followed/caught?

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Watching the Dark Knight cuz you know....bored :-/

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Guy 1: Do you even lift, bra, do you even lift?

Guy 2: Yeah, I lift your mum on to my dick every night, "bra."

Thank you, goodnight.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Is it possible for someone to receive an organ donation from someone & be so similiar to the doner that anti rejection drugs aren't needed?

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@Carlxx31 Just sayin :-/

[Carl @Carlxx31]

Listening to St James by Avenged Sevenfold earlier on the bus, then behind another bus pulled up....that was heading to St James.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@iamconnaugh If you really said that, that's fucking amazing.

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@VodafoneUKhelp followed

[Carl @Carlxx31]

I am such an old man. Every time someone tries to fist pump me, I always turn it into an awkward handshake :-/

[Kirk Hammett @KirkHammett]

Another day, another birthday⚡️
Creep on motherfuckers !!

[Carl @Carlxx31]

@VodafoneUKhelp haven't done it. I want to end my contract.