Carly H.

Sometimes the shit that falls out of my brain is hilarious.

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

The weather is warm and my coworkers are starting to dress like sluts. I fucking love spring. #winning

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

I think bridge mix is an under appreciated snack food.

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

Why can't you buy motivation online and download it to your device of choice? #theytoldmethiswasthefuture

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

Here's a great recipe for hollandaise... 2 parts cholesterol to 1 part hot sauce. Salt and pepper to taste. #kitchentip

[Karri Peifer @KarriPeifer]

New @BuddysPlace is combining the best of the old with the new #rvadine cc @CarlyTalks http://t.co/LpLT7NMEeE

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@KSiddall you can check out the menu in @KarriPeifer's article here: http://t.co/mT0u9m5Rcw

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@KSiddall so much #glutenfree stuff. Fried stuff. Chicken. Onion straws. No French toast now, but it's not out of the question in the future

[Karri Peifer @KarriPeifer]

YOU GUYS! @CarlyTalks is the chef for new @BuddysPlace and her menu is AWESOME. Look: http://t.co/CrxHgsY3SK #rvadine

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@rccwine I've reviewed your rant, and I support your hashtag. #jaymustsuckit @ChefJohnny

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

All my soundest business practices I learned from Lionel Luthor. #Smallville

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@ChefJohnny FYI, that happened to my opener once.. The in jail bit. Calling your job doesn't count as your phone call. #noexcuse

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@rvabusiness I'll be there too! Making the food for @jackgoesforth

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@onebravesfan same to you! And a merry thank god it's finally bedtime! @RvaKatie

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

I stepped outside to see what -8° was like. This is it.. Looks just like I thought it would. #colorado

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

Maybe the best $10 I've ever spent. The Summit Hard Cider tasting at Scrumpy's in Fort Collins. #amazeballs @RvaKatie

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

And there were jellyfish... And of course, tigers. At the aquarium. #denver

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

So there's these fish at the aquarium... And I petted this ray...

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

We're going to the aquarium. To see a tiger. The aquarium has a tiger. I don't understand it, but I love it anyway. #denver @RvaKatie

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

Watch out Fort Collins... I'm getting my wassail on. Happy fucking Boxing Day. #breweryhopping

[Carly H. @CarlyTalks]

@onebravesfan MERRY CHRISTMAS!! @RvaKatie