Carmen B Timi

To thine ownself be true

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

Lagos Life becoming a game is hilarious because I have been documenting the real life for a while now.

NEARLY ALL WOMEN IN LAGOS ARE BEGGARS.

Before you get angry, read the book, then get angry.

https://t.co/rdNXK08L5k

[Shalom Rayhamen @Shalom_HeyEliy]

I grew up playing The Sims 3 and always wondered what it would be like if the Sims lived in a world inspired by ours.🤷🏽‍♀️

Then I saw @eureka_seamless riding a danfo through Lagos, and it sparked an idea: Lagos Life Sims.

Take a look around. Who knows, you might make a new friend in the Sims world.

https://t.co/0CagOzL5pQ

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

Lmao, see how fast they took the title literally? The book is a mirror, but some of you are rushing to stand in front of it and screaming because you don’t like what you see staring back.

If the shoe fits, wear it with your full chest and stop wailing.

[bigbird✬ @terrificprodig1]

Woah

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

@AyomideMemphis https://t.co/rdNXK08dfM

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

Lmao, see how fast they took the title literally? The book is a mirror, but some of you are rushing to stand in front of it and screaming because you don’t like what you see staring back.

If the shoe fits, wear it with your full chest and stop wailing.

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

Permit me to say this,
Nearly all the woman in Lagos are actually Beggers and thieves in disguise...

People who claim to set a standard that their father couldn't provide for them on another man's pocket, what do you call that???

Its is called "refined begger"

They know that if they beg a man to send them 100k weekly, he will decline it. So they turn it into a standard.

"If a man cannot pay me 100k weekly, I will never date him"

If you're upset about this, then you're one of them...

[Obi Chimkadibia 🇳🇬 @ObiChimkadibia]

What is wrong with most Nigerian women especially in Lagos?

They love begging.

They term it, "billing."

[sucomovic @sucomovic12345]

99% of Nigeria women have turn begging and I have not eaten intoa career. I genuinely worry about how they will raise their children

[Conscious Mind 👁️ @nsikak6496]

@Demme_17 This book go cause trouble ooo

[Mr Olóyè @Demme_17]

NEARLY ALL WOMEN IN LAGOS ARE BEGGARS

[Christy( mother of many Generations) @itzchristunique]

Permit me to say this,
Nearly all the woman in Lagos are actually Beggers and thieves in disguise...

People who claim to set a standard that their father couldn't provide for them on another man's pocket, what do you call that???

Its is called "refined begger"

They know that if they beg a man to send them 100k weekly, he will decline it. So they turn it into a standard.

"If a man cannot pay me 100k weekly, I will never date him"

If you're upset about this, then you're one of them...

[George Philip @Geoglitz1]

Whoever wrote the book Nearly All Women in Lagos are Beggars might actually be a very smart dude! Using Dostoyevsky’s passage from Crime and Punishment as an Epigraph is wildddd! A lot of you wouldn’t get it😂😂😂😂

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

Care package?
Early October dump?
Birthday gift?

Preorder a copy of NEARLY ALL WOMEN IN LAGOS ARE BEGGARS today! Thank me later

[L @_city_fc]

@official_Gegeh https://t.co/h7s8BCso9s
Thoughts on this ?

[Chidubem @Chidubem472451]

@OurFavOnlineDoc If you are not a beggar, why are you upset?

Valid question, lol

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

Incase you want to buy:

[BIG WRLD 🇳🇬 @Thewrldbaby]

I dey chapter nine like this, I recommend this book for every Nigerian man especially those living in Lagos

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

@_AsiwajuLerry @the_Lawrenz Very weak! Think again

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

@OurFavOnlineDoc I’m*

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

@OurFavOnlineDoc Books in reading now lol

[Smoky 😁 @SoliderWiz]

Lagos woman keh brooooooo

All nigeria girls or ladies are beggars

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

@ThatJuDaH Yes, I’m human

[Carmen B Timi @CarmenBTimi]

I didn’t forget to write about the beggars in the Lagos Life game too!

[Miss A. @Miss_Ammi]

A thread

Haaaaa! 😭🤣 The number of REAL beggars on Lagos Life is outrageous! Omo, how do you meet someone on a GAME app and start begging them for REAL money? 😭😂 Abeg, are we not all here to catch cruise and escape reality small?