Guy at the bar: so you’re in dental hygiene, you must be really smart?
Brain:
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Don’t say it
Me: I mean, I don’t have my wisdom teeth anymore
@Uber you guys need to vet your drivers more carefully. Paid for an @Uber last night for a safe drive home after drinking for the driver to run through a stop sign, constantly texting while driving, & swerving into the opposing lane. Told him 3x to pay attention. He did not.
being cool with someone that did your friend completely wrong because they “did nothing to you personally”, is super weird to me. if you come for my friends you coming for me too. like it’s no serious beef but it also ain’t buddy buddy either, we just not cool