Карнелия | ГосАбсурд

я такая лицемерка, хотя нет... я ещё хуже

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

🔥🔥🔥

[Ali 👊🏻 @mhuseinali]

Buat yang ga ngikutin tweetwar antara orang China dan Turki:

> Pertama, perlu kita sepakati dulu kalau ini lebih legendaris daripada tweetwar Indonesia vs Estonia 😂 https://t.co/LNARWNtcOB

> Berawal dari netizen Turki randomly posting konten rasis. Lalu dibales orang China dengan meme ngeledekin bendera Turki pake gambar patrick https://t.co/kVyBnKLHFg

> Orang Turki bales dengan meme serupa. Eskalasinya makin panas ketika orang Turki buka kotak pandora dengan mention Xinjiang dan Turkestan. Netijen China menghantam orang Turki dengan truth nuke mitos nasionalisme Turki pasca Ottoman. https://t.co/As6L0T896L

> Apa sih mitos nasionalisme Turki itu? Summary: Pasca Ottoman jatuh, Turki kehilangan identitas persatuan. Arab? Ntar digilas Pan-Arabisme. Eropa? Mana mau mereka. Akhirnya Attaturk ambil identitas Pan-Turkisme biar negaranya gak bubar.

> Truth nuke tersebut sangat brutal karena langsung menyerang identitas sebuah bangsa. Kalau netijen turki rasis = nyerang identitas individu. Kalau netijen China langsung pake sejarah buat nyerang identitas satu bangsa. Thus why, Truth nuke. https://t.co/As6L0T896L

> Orang Yunani joined the tweetwar. Yunani punya perasaan spiteful karena berada di bawah kekuasaan Ottoman begitu lamanya sampe kehilangan kelas elit. Ketika lepas dari Ottoman, karena Yunani gaada kelas elit jadinya dipimpin oleh aristokrat Jerman King Otto of Bavaria. https://t.co/18crBazTEz

> Orang Iran joined the tweetwar. Mitos nasionalisme Turki yang dibuka sama netijen China tadi juga ternyata juga trigger orang Iran. Turki selalu menggunakan mitos Turkic satu bangsa monolith. Sering digunakan untuk nyenggol Turkic di Mongol, di Xinjiang, bahkan di Iran. Padahal Turkic itu bukan identitas tunggal. https://t.co/GQHqZpTrOa

> Udah kayak ranked matchmaking anjir 😂. Brutally mauled sampe balik lagi jadi Sickman of Europe ini Turki.

Ga kebayang kalau ada tweetwar antara netijen Indo dan Cina akan sebrutal apa hot-takesnya 😂😂

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

.

[Dimitris 🇬🇷🇬🇧 @DimiPapadimi]

Οι Κινέζοι τις τελευταίες 3 μέρες έχουν περάσει γενεές 14 τους τούρκους, και με την ανώτερη παιδεία τους τους έχουν κάνει χαλκομανία μια γελάει το σύμπαν μαζί τους. Από τη μία η απόλυτη γνώση και από την άλλη μόνο ύβρεις. Τέτοιο ξεφτιλίκι δεν έχω ξαναδεί στο Χ.

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Китайский, японский и турецкий твит в одном, это прекрасно

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Великие японцы

[Lif @Lyfifif]

@serguzestabi お前の母親はうちの門番の雌犬で、1か月放浪して妊娠し、派大星を産んだ。早く戻って、あなたの家の鍋で煮た豚肉をご覧ください。実はあなたのお父さんです。あなたの祖父母は、腕や脚が欠けているあなたを連れて、外で豚の糞を探して食べさせています。

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Великий Твиттер

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

As a connoisseur of racism, I have found no greater joy than discovering other language realms on X where they are truly light years ahead.

Behold the great meme war between the Turks 🇹🇷 and Chinese 🇨🇳 which has been brewing now for 3 days!

It began with a small Turkish account posting a meme of a cat wearing a straw hat + slitty eyes + wispy moustache. A Chinese user then replied with a meme of Patrick Star from SpongeBob parachuting next to the Turkish flag, with a caption along the lines of “I heard the Turkish flag was designed like this, is that true? Both were from small anonymous accounts but now has been viewed by several millions.

Turks took it as mockery of a national symbol and all hell breaks lose.

The broader historical and cultural pile-on on both sides were equally impressive in its deep knowledge of Ottoman / Chinese history, along with very creative vulgarity. I read one Chinese tweet calling Turkey the fleshlight of the entire world. Both sides insulted each other as “might as well be Indians.” Then it got super testy when it ventured into Turkestan/Xinjiang/Uyghur territory, and soon out came digs about the Turkish lira, China virus and other general nationalist trash talk.

The next stage was the free speech Olympics. Turks started posting images of Xi Jinping and daring Chinese users to criticize him to prove that China is “free.” Chinese replies often flipped it to “you criticize Xi but none of you dare criticize Muhammad.” When no Chinese account could criticize Xi, the Turks concluded they were all bots.

The latest stage has been the international expansion.

Japan + Taiwan + Azerbaijan + Spain lined up with Turks against China.

Japanese accounts were the most visible contingent. Taiwan joined the Turkish side for obvious reasons. Azerbaijan was in Turkic solidarity mode. South Korea and Spain too for reasons which are not clear to me.

Iran + Greece + India + Egypt joined up with the Chinese against Turkey.

I saw an Iranian account openly telling the Chinese to keep going and “discipline the Turks” because the Ottoman/Persian rivalry runs deep still. Greece obviously went against the Turks and as for India, who knows. Could’ve gone either way but they chose the Chinese.

The whole thing, while viscous and passionate at times, has strangely left me with the warm fuzzies. Imagine how much more boring life would’ve been without @X’s auto-translate feature

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

@NikolausFisher @PeterKlenberg @IAPonomarenko Я видео много бредятины от разных хуесосов по типу тебя, но заявлять что русские искусственно созданный народ.. ты ебать какой долбаеб с дохлой матерью😂 @grok объясни этому долбаебу в чем он не прав

[维恩堡 @LjshYso93480]

土耳其是全世界的飞机杯，你们的垃圾国家长的就像个飞机杯，还他妈是前后开口的，伊斯坦布尔和爱琴海是阴道，亚美尼亚高原和库尔德斯坦是肛门，所有人都能通过这两个口操你们的垃圾国家，所有人的精液混在一起最后弄出来土耳其这个杂种民族。

[George Galloway @georgegalloway]

So those are all just real patriots doing the Roman salute then, eh?

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

А знаешь кем была бы турция? А ее бы не было🤷🏻‍♂️😂 ее бы разьебашили и стерли, хуесосы живущие за счет других уже лет 100 и не могут сказать за себя слово, твоя мать турецкая дохлая шалава мечтала бы попасть в Россию, жаль её не пустили бы🤷🏻‍♂️ так что пошла нахуй русофобка, сгинь

[R. @rvyshn1]

Dünya koca bir ülke olsaydı dünyanın en köylü ve taşralı yeri Rusya olurdu. Avrupa’da Ruslarla nasıl dalga geçiyorlar anlatamam. Kaliteli bir erkeğin de kadının da Rus ile işi olmamalı. En okumuşu böyle siz düşünün diğerlerini.

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Мамаша твоя уродливая жалкий ты хуесос, уже доебались до номеров 🤦🏻 сука набор цифры выполняет свою функцию как и в 99% стран, всем похуй кроме одного долбаеба у которого русофобия льется уже через край, безмозглый жалкий хуесос с дохлой матерью.

[ромка алериф @romanalerif]

Российские номера самые уродливые, как же меня это бесит уже много лет(

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

@ukroposting @iamalexy3 @Gyarke Россия породила целый ряд писателей, чьи произведения вошли в мировую классику и до сих пор читаются, изучаются и экранизируются по всему миру - Лев Толстой, Федор Достоевский и так даллее, пососи русского хуя финская ты спидозная хуесоска

[DD Geopolitics @DD_Geopolitics]

🇺🇦 Zelensky invents a 1,000-year-old country

Zelensky mocked the idea of starting the story in 1917 and claimed Ukraine existed before Russia. The facts say otherwise.

🔸️There was no state or people called "Ukraine" in Rus'. The state called itself Rus', and its people called themselves Rus'. "Ukraina" appears in the chronicles only as a word for a borderland, and "Kievan Rus" is a label coined by 19th-century historians. Russians, Ukrainians and Belarusians all trace their origins to the same Rus', with one dynasty, one Church and one written language.

🔸️According to the Primary Chronicle, Rus' statehood didn't begin in Kiev. Rurik began ruling in Ladoga and Novgorod in 862, both in today's Russia. Kiev only became the capital in 882, when Prince Oleg took it and called it the "mother of Rus' cities." Novgorod is a little older than Kiev, so Russia's history doesn't start with Moscow.

🔸️According to the chronicle, Prince Vladimir was baptized in Chersonesus in Crimea, in today's Sevastopol, before baptizing Kiev in 988.

🔸️The "thousand-year-old churches painted by Ukrainians"? The mosaics of Kiev's St. Sophia Cathedral were made by Byzantine Greek masters. Russia has its own 11th-century St. Sophia in Novgorod, built in 1045 to 1050.

🔸️Moscow is first mentioned in 1147, and its traditional founder Yuri Dolgoruky was a son of the Grand Prince of Kiev Vladimir Monomakh. Dolgoruky later became Grand Prince of Kiev himself. Moscow's rulers came from the same Rurikid dynasty that ruled Kiev, held power until 1598, and took the title "Sovereign of all Rus'."

🔸️After the Mongols destroyed Kiev in 1240, the head of the Church left Kiev for Vladimir in 1299 and later settled in Moscow. Kiev fell to Lithuania and then Poland, while Moscow gradually gathered the lands of Rus' around itself.

🔸️In 1654 the Cossack Hetmanate of Bogdan Khmelnitsky swore allegiance to the Russian Tsar at the Pereyaslavl Council. Poland formally recognized Kiev as Russian in 1686, after Moscow paid it 146,000 rubles.

🔸️The first state with "Ukraine" in its name was the Ukrainian People's Republic, proclaimed in November 1917. A month later, the Bolsheviks proclaimed Soviet Ukraine in Kharkov.

🔸️Today's borders were drawn by the Soviet Union. In 1919 the Bolsheviks merged the Donetsk-Krivoy Rog Republic, including Kharkov and Donbass, into Soviet Ukraine. Western Ukraine was added in 1939, northern Bukovina and southern Bessarabia in 1940, Transcarpathia in 1945, and Crimea in 1954.

Strip out the shared history of Rus' and the Soviet gifts, and Zelensky's ancient Ukraine is 35 years old.

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Про автора твита ниже- Мать дохлая в окопе осталось в буче, отец спидозный хуесос выеба�� и убит под Киевом, а сам он пишет твит из подвала во время обстрела, вспоминая как сотню лет назад они жестко ебали, жаль что их ебали в 10 раз больше🤷🏻‍♂️😂 униженный хуесос😂

[ЭхоВойны @Bo_De_Bilder]

Россияне, походу, забыли, как поляки взяли Москву и поставили своего царя

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Take Moscow - three days

Destroy all of Europe with a nuclear weapon - 20 minutes.

Now it’s time to think🤷🏻‍♂️💋

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

Fuck everyone, Japan, no army, no weapons, no normal space program.. the country of pedophiles and anime girls opens its mouth😂 suck a sweet Russian dick, you fucking asshole, of course, right after you suck American, doll😂

[佐々木康友🇺🇦🇯🇵 @yasutomo_sasaki]

この方は小説家ですね。歴史学の学位はなく、研究者とは言えないと思いますが。。

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

I feel sorry for Susan Dell. In her facial expressions, gestures, I see and will continue to see only excitement.
It is worth noting that Susan is not a public, and then she found herself in front of journalists.
She is ridiculed and the theories that she is a reptiloid…

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

“My biggest concern at the moment is not our economy, is not the European Union, is not America, is not Chinа. My biggest concern is the impact of Russia on our society," said Merz, the grandson of a Nazi.
Great chancellor! How lucky you Germans are 😂

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

@Teoyaomiquu «сильные страны могут диктовать политику слабым странам»

ДА ИДИОТ, это не вопрос или рассуждение, это ФАКТ, США может указывать Ирану, Китай может указывать Тайваню, Россия может указывать Украине, смирись что сильные страны дают слабым пососать хуя, кстати европа так же сосет🤣

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

��наете, ему даже объяснять не хочется, ну такому долбаебу вообще не понять разницу между океаном и морем… Гуд бай Америка пиздец🤦🏻

[Brett Erickson @BrettErickson28]

Damn… Ukraine lost their oceans?

Time to retake your geography class Mr. Trump.

[Карнелия | ГосАбсурд @CarneliaAbsurd]

What drugs are we talking about? He doesn’t take drugs. He just sniffed the sweaty dick of a migrant from France before the interview to understand Macron better.

[Chay Bowes @BowesChay]

This is what the EU "leadership" call a Hero.

A drugged up fraud, an actor, a Dictator a liar, a thief, a killer of his own people.

What does that tell you about those European "leaders?"